Musical Preschool AU

𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎

There is a lot going on in this chapter

Anne, Connor, Jane, and Cathy were back. It was almost the end of the school day. Crutchie took a bite out of a carrot. "Shut up, before I uncaramelize your onions!" Veronica screamed. "Horses aren't even that great." Crutchie said. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"Stop being mean to me, or I'm gonna tell your mommy!" "At least I have a mommy, unlike Alex!" Alex started crying. "Veronica, look what you did!" John shouted. "SHUT UP!"

"Calm down kids." Mr. Washington said. "Shut up you bald mango, before I outpizza your hut!" Veronica screamed. Mr. Washington was silent. "....Okay then."

"Veronica, please calm down." JD said. "STAY OUT OF IT!" "Sorry Ronnie."

"So what I said horses aren't great?" "I hate you Crutchie! How dare you insult horses, you ugly roach!" "Stop being mean to my best friend!" Jack said. "I will unscramble your eggs, Jack!" "You're so mean!"

"Veronica, calm down." Davey said. "Shut up, you unfrosted poptart!" She screamed. Davey starts crying. "I hate you!"

"Veronica, please calm down." JD said. "But he's offending the horses! I'm about to kill him, no one says that about horses!" "Okay kids, time to go home."

"Thomas, can you give me a ride home? My daddy was supposed to pick me up, but he's working really hard for his promotion with the secretary every night, so he's not gonna be off work until late." James asked. "Sure! You can have a play date at my house!" "Yay!"

Veronica went up to Crutchie's mom. "If you ate bacon, would that be cannibalism? Since you're a big fat pig, oink oink!"

Crutchie's mom gasped. "Is this your friend, Crutchie?" "Mommy! Why would you assume that Veronica is my friend?" Crutchie said. "She's a meanie!" "Come on, let's go."

"Can James come home with us? His dad is busy with his secretary, and can't take him home." Thomas said to his dad. "Uhhh... yeah. Of course he can."

*the next day*

"Today is show and tell, so what did everyone bring?" "I brought a butcher knife!" Jane said. "Jane! Give me the knife!" "No! Stranger danger! I need this knife because strangers are scary!" "Okay then." "I had to use it once on my uncle." "......Moving on."

"I brought a bird!" Albert said. "The bird's not moving." Elmer said. "I don't know why." Albert said. "Albert is that bird even alive?" Crutchie asked. "No, it's not." Davey said. "Albert! Why would you bring a dead bird?" Mr. Washington said. "Sorry." "Moving on."

"I brought whatever this is!" James said. "That's a bra. Where did you get this?" "My dad's secretary left it over. She comes over every night when my mommy isn't home." "Uhhh...... let's move on."

"I brought this lightsaber I found under my mom's bed, it vibrates!" Crutchie said. "That's so cool. Can I play with it?" Elmer asked. "No! No one is playing with this!" Mr. Washington said. He took it from Crutchie.

"I brought this Mac and cheese that I made myself!" Thomas said. It was a bunch of milk, shredded cheese, and uncooked pasta. "Want some?" "I'll pass."

"I brought this sandwich. It's 5 days old." Henry said, and then took a bite. "It's crunchy." "Oh, like a bathbomb?" Jared said. "Yeah." "Henry, throw that out." "No." "Okay then, moving on."

"I brought a bag of dead crickets." JoJo said. "They taste like KFC biscuits." JoJo ate one. "Can I have some?" Crutchie said. "No! They're only for me!" "Sorry." Crutchie said.

"I brought the ashes of a hotel my dad blew up." JD says. "Why do you have
those?" "I watched the building blow up." "Oh, okay then. Who's next?"

"I brought a-" Evan was interrupted by Henry throwing up. "Henry, come with me." He came back after a while. "Where's Henry?" Angelica asked. "He went home." "Oh, okay."

"So, I brought a leaf." Evan said. "That's nice Evan." "It's from the tree I fell out of and broke my arm!" "Okay, let's move on."

"I brought this thing!" Jared said. "It's a k- nife." JoJo said. "Jared! Why do you have a knife?" "I found it in my kitchen. I thought it looked cool." "Jared, give me the knife." "Fine."

"I brought a car battery." Jack said. "Where did you get that?" "I found it in my driveway." "Okay then."

"I brought nothing. I forgot today was show and tell." Maria said. "It's fine, who wants to go next?"

"I brought a stuffed bear that my mommy bought me yesterday." Eliza said. "His name is TQ, which is short for Tiquishaquintarius." "Okay. Who's next?"

"I brought these papers that my mommy left on the counter, I don't know what they say though." Elmer said. Mr. Washington took the papers. "These are divorce papers, Elmer. Your parents are getting a divorce." "What's a divorce?" "It means when your parents split up." Davey said. "Oh." Elmer started crying. "Aww, don't cry Elmer." JoJo have him a hug. "Why are my parents getting a divorce?" "I don't know, Elmer. Sometimes people just fall out of love." Mr. Washington said. "Okay." "Who's next?"

"Me! I brought this." Connor said. "Why do you have wine, Connor?" Connor took a huge sip. "No! Connor, spit that out!" "That's gross." Connor said. "You're too young to drink that. You have to be 21." "I'll never be 21 though, that's not a real number." Connor said. Mr. Washington sighed. "Who's next?"

"I brought a bath bomb." Jared said. "I was gonna eat it." "Jared, don't eat that." "Aww, okay."

"I brought my Hello Kitty stickers!" Angelica said. "Can I have a sticker?" Maria asked. "No!" Angelica said. "Okay."

"I brought a frog keychain." Race said. "Where did you get from?" Crutchie asked. "I stole it." "Race! You can't steal!" "Says who?" "The law." "My uncle says screw the law, maybe that's why he's in jail." "Okay, who wants to go next?"

"I brought this funny grass my uncle left over. It smells like skunk." Spot said. "Spot, give me that." "Okay. What is it?" "It's weed." "Oh. Okay." "Don't ever smoke it." "Fine."

"I brought a bag of sugar, because I like sugar." Peggy said. "My babysitter likes sugar too. But she eats it through her nose. I tried it once, and it hurt." Romeo said. "She really likes it though, she starts acting weird after she eats it though." "......Moving on."

"I brought nothing." Cathy said. "Same." Anne said. "Okay, so who wants to go next?" "No one else brought anything?" "No." "Okay then."