Musical Preschool AU

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"Okay, kids. We're going to go around the circle and say your names and one thing about yourselves. Alex, you go first."

"My name is Alexander, but you can call me Alex, and I like wolves. I have a wolf clan. My dad left when I was 2 years old, and my mom died."

"Um, okay.... moving on."

"My name is Anne of Cleves, just call me Cleves. I like collecting rocks, they look pretty. My mommy doesn't like when I bring home rocks."

"My name is Crutchie. My leg doesn't work." "Oh, what happened?" "I was in a car crash when I was 1." "Oh, I'm sorry."

"My name is Connor. I can only count to 6." "Why 6?" "The number defines who I am." "Okay..."

"I'm JD. My dad blows up buildings!" These were already the weirdest group of kids he'd ever taught.

"My name is Maria. I have no friends, and my favorite color is red."

"My name is Heather. Same as Maria, but I actually have friends, but my favorite color is red too."

"My name is also Heather! My favorite color is green. I'm Heather Duke."

"My name's also Heather! I like yellow. I also don't know how to read." "Oh, you're Heather McNamara, right?" "Yes, that's me."

"I'm Eliza. I like ladybugs. I have a bottle full of them in my room. They all died." "Then why do you still have it?" "They look pretty!"

"My name is Angelica. I'm the oldest! I like to tell people what to do!" That's gonna be fun.

"I'm Peggy, I don't know how to read, count, or spell! Angelica and Eliza are my sisters."

"I'm John, I can't spell. Alex is part of my wolf clan." "No John! I'm the leader! It's my clan!" "Mr.Washington! I peed my pants!" "Hold on Charles." Mr. Washington regrets becoming a teacher.

After he gets Charles cleaned up, they continue. "I'm Charles Lee! I cut my hair myself!" Where is this kid's mom?

"I'm James. I like my blankie."

"I'm Thomas. I like bossing people around!" Another one of those kids?

"I'm Hercules, and I like horses. But I'm part of a wolf clan."

"I'm Lafayette, I'm from French. I'm in Alex's wolf clan."

"I'm Aaron, I don't have any hair." Aaron starts crying. Once he gets Aaron to calm down, they get back to introducing themselves.

"I'm Jared. Bath bombs are really pretty." That's why he has a bath bomb.

"I'm Jane." "That's it?" "Yeah.... I'm scared of bees." "Well, it's something."

"I'm Katherine." "Which one?" "Of Aragon. I don't believe in gravity." ".......Okay then."

"I'm Katherine Howard. I like to dance."

"I'm Katherine Parr." "Anything else?" "No."

"I'm Veronica. I like waffles, especially when I dip them in my orange juice. Especially when the waffles are frozen."

"I'm Martha. I like unicorns." "That's nice."

"Anyway, you guys have 30 minutes until snack time, so just do whatever, I have things I need to do."

This is gonna be a long year.