Musical Preschool AU

𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

"So, what's your name?" Chandler asked Romeo. "Romeo." "I'm Heather. Heather Chandler." "Nice to meet you." "Your hair smells nice. Like popcorn." "Um thanks. Yours too." "Do you wanna maybe, lay next to me at nap time?" "Uh... okay?" "Yay!"

"Do you think he's into me?" Chandler asked Duke, taking a bite of her sandwich. "Yeah." I don't think so." JD said. "Who asked you? So frigging rude."

Chandler laid next to Romeo. "I forgot my blanket. Can we share yours?" "Heather, it's right nex-" Chandler covered Veronica's mouth. "Yeah sure." Romeo said, handing her some of the blanket.

*𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙*

"We're gonna talk about favorite foods today. Henry, why don't you start?"

"My favorite food is sandwiches."

"My favorite food is frozen waffles dipped in orange juice." Veronica said. "That sounds gross." Crutchie said. "Shut up! Who asked you?"

"Mine is slushees." JD said.

"Mine is sand." Aaron said. "Any actual foods?" "Sand isn't an actual food?" "No." Aaron started crying. "Moving on."

"Mine is bathbombs!" Jared said. "That's not food." Davey said. "Shut up Davey!"

"Mine is pickles." Evan said. "That's what Anne smells like." Jared said. "Shut up!"

"I like chocolate ice cream." Spot said. "That's nice." "I like to put salt in it sometimes, when my mommy isn't around to tell me not to." Mr. Washington was silent. "Uh... let's move on."

"My favorite food is Mac and cheese!" Thomas said.

"Mine is pasta." Rich said. "If you don't like pasta, you can fight me."

"I like apple pie!" James said.

"My favorite is Mountain Dew!" Micheal said.

"My favorite food is garlic bread." Romeo said. "Really? Me too!" Chandler said. "Heather, I thought your favorite food wa-" She covered Martha's mouth.

"My favorite food is chimken." Jack said. "You mean chicken?" "No, chimken." "Okay then."

"My favorite food is that stuff that raccoons make!" Albert said. "Syrup?" Connor asked. "No, honey you idiot!" "BEES MAKE HONEY!" "AH, WHERE'S THE BEE?" Jane screamed.

"My favorite food is strawberries." Jane said. "Same!" Jeremy said.

"My favorite food is lobster." McNamara said. "I've only had it once."

"My favorite food is carrots." Crutchie said. "Carrots are for HORSES!" Veronica said. "Veronica calm down, carrots are for everyone." Duke said. Veronica did an angry neigh at Crutchie.

"My favorite food is ersters." Race said. "Do you mean oyster?" "Is that what it's called?" "Okay, moving on."

"My favorite food is pretzels." JoJo said. "That's what that lizard I ate yesterday tasted like."

"My favorite food is butter." Connor said. "I don't put it on anything, I just eat it."

"My favorite food is hotdogs." Cleves said. "Me too." John said.

"I like pizza." Alex said. "Me too!" Hercules said. "Yeah same!" Katherine P said. "Same." Martha said.

"My favorite food is jello!" Duke said. "Jello is made from horse bones!" Charles said. The horse girls started screaming. After they calmed down, the class continued.

"My favorite food is tacos." Catherine A said. "Tacos are stupid." Charles said. Catherine A threw a book at him.

"My favorite food is tuna." Anne said. "That's what Jared smells like." "Shut up Anne!"

"My favorite food is beef. That's what JoJo smells like." Katherine H said. "Okay. And you smell like dead rats." "Moving on!"

"My favorite food is French fries! Because they're French, and so am I!" Lafayette said. "I don't think that they're French." "Okay. I don't care."

"I don't have a favorite food." Charles said.

"My favorite food is chocolate." Maria said. "That's nice." "I like the chocolate my cat leaves in the litter box. It's crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside." Everyone was silent. "Maria, you're eating your cats poop." Everyone started freaking out. Veronica puked on Crutchie, and Katherine H puked on Connor.

"Sorry Connor, it was an accident!" Veronica looked right at Crutchie. "I did that on purpose."