She's a Secret Agent?! (English Version)

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"So, of course to protect him, you'll need some gadgets"he announces and his statement made me smile. My favorite part.

"And also just like we had talked about, here are the latest gadgets" he pushed a button on his remote again and the hologram disappeared replaced by a table full of new gadgets. My eyes sparkled in amazement. All of them seemed so new and amazing, I can't wait to grab them with my own hands. 

Boss approached the table and got this cute gun and I held my breath in excitement. 

"This is the fart gun" he introduces and before he could continue I laughed. 

"Are you serious? Fart? out of all the things?" I don't know if I should laugh or grief for the fact that I'll be using that.

I expected for him to suddenly laugh and tell me it's a prank but HE DIDN'T. Is he serious?

"Please continue" I just urge him because damn he is still my effin Boss and besides there's gotta be more to it right?

"As I have said, this is fart gun, if you pull the trigger it will release poisonous and may I add gross gasses that'll knock your enemy for 10 hours" he explained. 

 Okay, our inventors usually comes up with more classy things, but sometimes I think they were just playing around. Ugh, I couldn't understand smart assed people.

"And I suppose Dr. Utotino made that, right?" I guessed rolling my eyes. 

"Yes, of course" Boss smiled and winked at the person who decided pop his head on the door and that's no other than Dr. Utotino. 

"Well, I'm sorry but i'm not taking that" I finally state, arguing, there's no way I'm taking that on my mission and be laughed at by my enemies. 

"I'm sorry too, agent Chitoge but you're taking that, you'll need this. And besides you take orders from me" he demanded and smirked slightly. Gosh, I wish I had tok a picture of him earlier and maybe I could have something to blackmail him. 

I heaved a deep breath and sighed deeply. I got no choice, it's the boss' order. Ugh. I frowned as I slid this son of a hoe of a gun. 

The next thing he picked was a perfume container and I could add it has a chic design. I'd definitely take it. 

"This isn't just an ordinary perfume, if you spray this to you target they will hallucinate and loose control therefore you can easily manipulate that person" he handed it to me and I got it eagerly from his hands. Geez, finally something good. 

The next thing he held in his hands is a fountain pen. 

"This fountain pen is like a little voice recorder, this automaically records conversations and stores them for you"

I was beyond amazed, wow the inventors are upgrading each month.  can't wait for the laser beam that can slice a human into half right away. This is the reason why I like new gadgets.

He gave it to me and I immediately slid it into my bag once again. The next thing he picked up from the table is a lipstick. 

"This lipstick, other than you can use it for cosmetic purposes, if you slid the handle o n the opposite side...." he trailed off as he pushed yet another button on his remote and a thick block of metal appearred in front of us. He used the lipstick to draw a circle on the metal. After just a few seconds the metal started to disintegrate forming a hole in the center. Just wow. I then snatched it away from his hands without warning and he shook his head and smiled muttering something on his breath.