She's a Secret Agent?! (English Version)

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I picked up the black mask that'll cover my whole face except my eyes. I dressed in my black hoodie that has our agency's symbol at the back. It was exactly 1 o'clock in the morning. I checked my bag for the last time to make sure all of the things I need is in it. 

Mini cameras: check

Fart gun: check

Hairpin: check

The other gadgets: check.

And lastly Oreo: check

I then zipped it up and put it over my shoulder.I slowly opened my window and peeked outside. Thank goodness no one was awake at this hour, I think. Cross' lights went out hours ago so I hope was lalready sleeping. I jumped out on the edge of my balcony and landed with a soft thump.  

Piece of cake.

I slung my back on my shoulders, contemplating the height of the wall that seperates my house from Cross'. I smirked, this was easy. I aimed for a run and swiftly climbed over the wall.

"Easy as me being sexy" I slyly smiled. I examined the parameter  and it was all still and quiet. I went for the back door, fished out my hairpin and started to unlock it with it. I smiled when I heard the fammiliar click on the doorknob.  This is the basics of being an agent. I smiled triumphantly when it opened before me. I slowly got inside. When I successfully for inside I slowly closed the door without a creak. I noticed that Cross' interior deign was amazing.  It all looked too expensive. That rich ass bastard.

I unzipped my bag and got the mini cameras. It was in this small container that is being carefully placed. I have 6 cameras. This will be enough.

One in the kitchen, I put the mini camera on the ceiling near the light bulbs so I'd have a better visual and he won't notice it. It was the size of an eye boger so I don't really have to worry.

One in the front door, so I could see who was entering and getting out of the house. 

One in the living room, in the farthest corner of the ceiling so I could see the the whole area. 

I wiped off the sweat from my forehead. Geez. I eyed every corner and there wasn't even one CCTV camera. What if he gets robbed? 

I made my way upstairs. There were two rooms so I tried the first room that was near to me. Luckily it was unlocked, I'm guessing it's the guest room since there are not so many ornaments here. I put the mini cameras on the corner near the lampshade. Suddenly, a thought came to my head. What if I put one on his bathroom? I mean, he could be attacked there right?

Just as I was aggreing with myself I shook my head. What am I thinking?

I was about to go to the masters bedroom where I could clearly hear Cross sleeping and shuffling my stomach grumbled. Oh no. I was hungry. Thank God I had brought Oreos. Nice thinking Misaki. I fished a pack of Oreo from my bag and sat on the floor near the wall and started to munch on it. 

I was on my third piece when Cross' door suddenly slammed open. My eyes widened in fear and hurriedly hid myself behind the huge chinese vase that was near the stairs. My breathing stopped when Cross got out of the room, he yawned and scratched his stomach for a while. He was only wearing boxers. I averted my gaze from his body  as I felt my cheeks heat up. Jerk. 

His eyes were drooping when he descended to dowstairs. I covered my mouth with my hands when he passed near me. He went straight to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator and got some sandwich. 

What kind of person would get hungry at 1 o'clock in the morning?!

Oh yeah, it was me too. I just put my Oreos on my bag back and slowly crept on his room. He was still busy preparing his sandwich and getting some pizza so he didn't notice me. I immediately attached the mini cameras where it could give me nice visual on his bed, door and bathroom but not totally inside because that'd be awkward. l was about to exit, when I noticed the picture standing near his lampshade beside his bed. There were three people in it, the woman on the right was breathtakingly beautiful and just one look at her you would know she was kind. She ha brown hair, and I could see where Cross got his lips. There was a Japanese guy beside him, he may look different in the picture because he looks calm and formal but I recognize the same intimidating aura. It was Mr. Usui Chitoge. Between them was a child, he had this smile on lips and It looks like his eyes just disappeared. Aw, little Cross was cute. 

Cross is surely the spitting image of his father. But I think he's more good looking.

"What the fuck!"

My turned my head to the direction of the voice. It was Cross, still on his boxers. Fudge, Misaki focus!

Before he could do anything. I ran to the way of the window and without hesitating. I jumped. I landed perfectly and climed up the wall. I hid on the corner where I knew he won't see me since it was dark there. 

"Where the heck is he? Fuck"

I smirked. That was fun. After several minutes and making sure he was gone. I slowly entered my house through the window on my house. 

I'm sorry Mr. Cross Villaverde but we're not done yet.

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~morning~

My alarm clock rang and it's making me damn furious.

"Ugh! Go to hell!" I yelled irritatedly and threw it on the wall, it magically stopped from making those irritating noise. I want to sleep again but there's work to do. I grudgingly got up of bed and showered. I turned the temperature into ice cold para to chase my haziness away. 

I dressed on my uniform and applied a li'l make up. I went downstairs and picked up the apple from the table. Now, I have my breakfast. I wasn't in the mood to cook .I got out of the house and noticed Cross' car was also leaving the garage.  I locked the door behind me and ran to the roadas his car was also going to my direction. I stayed in the middle of the road and spread my hands, his car stopped just a few inches from me. 

"What the fuck is your problem?! Do you want to get killed?!" he popped his head from the car's window.

"Good morning Cross" I say sweetly winking at him completely ignoring his remark. 

"Just get out of the damn way!" He yelled. I took a bite of my apple and crossed my arms.

"I will. If you let me ride with you" I stared into his blazing eyes. I refrained from laughing. He looks like he's gonna piss himself.

"Hell no! If you don't move, I swear, I'll run over you like a damn frog on a highway!" He was indeed furious. I just chuckled lightly and took a bite on my apple.

"As if you can. I know you don't want to spend your life in juvy and besides-

"Okay. Damn, just get inside" he cuts me off. I smirked and threw my already finished apple.

"It's okay Cross, I knew you can't resist my hotness" I cockily state flipping my hair. I walked towards his car , opened his door and jumped in the shotgun seat. 

"Your stupidness and cocky attitude is what I can't resist" he muttered. I didn't mind him. He drifted off as I put my seatbelt on. Safety first.

"Why did you have to risk your life just to get a ride? What's the problem with your car?" He asks, his tone irritated. 

"Nothing's wrong, I just want to" I answered casually. His frown deepens.

"annoying spoiled brat" he whispered under his breath.

"Why does it seem like you're in a extra bad mood today? Is it your red day or something?" I ask innocently.

"Someone got inside my house at dawn. That person was wearing a hoodie that got a sign in the back na may swords na nakacross. I didn't get to see that person's face because that person was wearing a mask" I just nodded and pretended to look shocked. I deserve a Grammy right now. 

"Nothing was stolen, so what did he want from me?" he wondered audibly.

"But that person got a little clumsy. He left an Oreo on the floor. I don't eat Oreos. What kind of burglar would bring a snack while sneaking in a house, right?"

I nearly choked on my saliva. 

A/N: Hey guys, I wanna say that please tell me if you find something insulting so I could edit it out. This was translated from Filipino so due to culture difference there might be things that aren't a big deal to us but insulting to you. So please immediately tell me and I'm sorry in advance.