She's a Secret Agent?! (English Version)

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"Is it still not ready?" Diana groaned and banged her head in the table repeatedly as she slams her fork and spoon as well. 

"Could you not learn to wait? You've asked that like twenty times already" I facepalmed and drained the noodles. It was time for breakfast so I had just let her stay since she said she doesn't know how to cook. 

"You've already said that twenty minutes already too. I'm so damn hungry" she reasons out and huffs. She was exaggerating, it was only like 5 minutes ago. 

"Just a minute okay? You impatient gorilla woman" I state and just as I said that I felt something hard hitting the back of my head. 

"What was that for?" I groaned as I rubbed the back of my head. She had just threw the fork on me and hit my damn head!

"For being an asshole. Now, hurry up!" She glared and motioned for me to continue what I was doing through her hands. 

Geez. This woman is definitely crazy. I shook my head and mixed the sauce with noodles as I mixed it properly with a spoon and for.  I inhaled the sweet aroma and finally placed it on the center of the table where Diana was waiting impatiently. 

"Finally!" She shouted and began to dig in. 

"Hey don't eat it all!" I also began to dig in because it sure looks like she could eat it all by herself and not leave even a single piece of noodle for me.  After we were done eating we then collected dishes and I placed it on the sink. I was about wash it when Diana shoved me away. 

"No, let me take care of that" she announces and starts turning the faucet off. It created a splashing sound as it pours down on the plates. I had a dishwasher but it malfunctioned and I just forgot to replace it. I mean, it's still okay because washing dishes weren't that hard. 

"Wait, you know how to wash dishes?"I ask increduosly. Diana turned to me and I thought she's gonna glare again but she just facepalmed. 

"I'm not your cliche spoiled bitch" she pointed out as she started to wash the plates with soap.

"Okay the, I'd leave it to you since you insisted"

"Yeah. You're one of a kind" I whispered and went to watch TV.

I was in the middle of watching wrestling when the screen suddenly turned went to a different channel that was airing Spongebob. I looked at Diana who was dangling the remote between her fingers.

"Hey! I was in the middle of watching" I complained as I tried to get the remote from her. 

"Whatever, hey-stop it!" she flailed her arms and  I leaned in to get it but we just ended up being out-balanced and falling on the floor. 

"Fuck my head hurts" I groaned as I rubbed my head after it hit the floor. but  smirked when I saw Diana straddling me. She had this mortified and horrified look on her face which was really funny by the way. I could see his hair 

"Hey baby. Enjoying?" I smirked bigger.

"You pervert! I am so gonna kill you!" She punched me in the chest and I almost howled in pain as I clutched it.

Wow. This girl can actually punch.

"Whoah. Sorry to interrupt"

We both froze and and snapped our heads to the direction of the voice. Daniel was standing there by the door and smirking. I quickly stood making Daniella fall on the floor in the process. She grunted and I helped her stand up.