She's a Secret Agent?! (English Version)

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Daniel~

Misaki muttered some curse words before she slumped on the floor. Cross and I glanced at each other before panicking. 

"What the hell happened to her?!" Cross was the first one to ask aswe quickly kneeled on the floor he checked for her Misaki's vitals. 

"How would I know? Maybe she's allergic or something?! Shit I'm sorry Misaki" I panicked my body almost trembling. Fuck, what if I killed her? I was about to touch her to check her wrists for signs but she suddenly stood up and caught my hands almost robotically. I slumped backwards because this scene came straight out of a horror movie. What exactly is happening to her? I only sprayed her that perfume and now she became a zombie or something?

"M-Misaki?" I nervously caller her as Cross stared at her weirdly not being able to mutter a single word out of shock. Her head suddenly snapped on my direction with unblinking eyes and I gulped audibly. 

"Oh my Gorg! There's a monkey!" She threw her arms at me and we fell on the floor as she continued to hug me. She was now sitting on my stomach whilst I was on the bottom trying to comprehend what the fuck was happening. Because real shit, nothing makes sense. 

"What the-

"Ow, what a pretty monkey you are" she giggles and touched my hair like a kid getting her first Barbie doll. I really don't know what I should feel right now.  

"Misaki, what's wrong with you?" Cross asks uncomfortably looking at her. She suddenly stops and slowly turned to Cross. Okay she lowkey look like she was possessed. Her face suddenly brightens up. In a second he was on Cross' side pinching his cheeks.  

"Wow what a fluffy teddy bear. And you could even talk? Magic!" She giggles and continued pinch Cross' cheeks like a kid. Cross looks like a lost boy right now. He was trying to get away her prying hands but they were no use. I was still dumbfounded by the whole situation. She stops once again and looked outside through the open door. 

"Fairyland!" 

She suddenly yells and hastily ran away from me. Cross and I raced outside, following her. When we got outside we arrived at the scene of her playing on the sands and laughing at herself.  

"Should we call an ambulance or the asylum?" I ask Cross. 

"Maybe she's possessed" Cross also suggested and we shivered slightly. The fuck. Maybe she is!

"Should I call the mental hospital or the exorcist then?" 

 Cross' eyes widened as he looked at me as if I've grown another head.

"Can't you tell it was because of the perfume? Dimwit"

I frowned. Ah, so that's why she acted like that after I sprayed it on her, it must've contained something on it. So it's my fault. We notice her running towards the water with open arms. 

"Misaki!"

30 minutes...

I gulped the water from the bottle , sweating, as I looked at Misaki who was now tied on the chair. What? Don't judge us, we have to. 

She nearly drowned because she saw mermaids and believed she was one, she dug on the sand because she said there was gold underneath it, she swung on the chandelier because she said she was George of the city. She nearly destroyed the toilet with a sledgehammer because she said it was a portal to the other side. And plus, she keeps on calling me monkey princess. 

Cross was also exhausted as he took a seat. We did our best so that she won't hurt herself. Misaki was tired and was now dozing off on her seat. Her eyes suddenly flew open and I was kind of afraid  she's on her crazy spree again.

"What the fuck?"

Oh, so Misaki's back.

I was about to untie her when she burst out of the ropes around her like the freaking Incredible Hulk. Agent perks.

She immediately approaches me the second she saw my face and smacked me on the head, hard. 

"You jerk, you didn't let me finish you nincompoop!" 

"Ouch! Stop it!!" That was the only thing I could say as she repeatedly did it. I think I'll be getting brain hemorrhage or something after this.

"So tell me, what did I fucking do?" she gave us a narrowed look and we both gulped. 

"Nothing!" We chorused.

After arguing and her beating us up,  we finally set off to our destination. We passed  through a river and continued to this rocky trek. I looked at the thick forest ahead of us. Who knows what beats lurks in this mountain? I shivered.

We continued on our way ahead with our bags on our back. We'd stop to rest for a while and drink some water. We were now hiking up the steep mountain as we follow the trail, with Cross leading us. The crunch of the dry leaves as we stepped on it in every step was the only thing we could hear as the trees swished its branches. After an exhausting our I finally give in the

"Guys, I think we should stop" I announced and we all sat on the ground swaeting drastically. Geez. Cross' parents really had some stamina back then, 

" The sun is setting I think we better set the camp para di na tayo mahirapan mamaya" Cross suggested. 

"Agree" 

We then proceeded to set up tour little camp.  We realized there was only one tent but we would worry later, just like we all do. We were also starving so I gathered some dry woods so Cross can cook since obviously he was the only one who got the talent. I called the others when I travelled a little too far from them. We like in this cliff and instead of being afraid I was mesmerized by the view. The orange sky was also a sight to behold. We could even see the sea hear. 

"Such a wonderful view" Misaki says as soon as she arrives beside me, looking at the mountains and hills before us and the sea on the distance. 

"Yeah, never seen anything like this, only in movies" . Which is true, I'm not also an outdoor person but if it means to see this everyday then I might be.

"Wish I have some camera" Cross sighed. The fresh wind was messing our hairs but that was the last thing on our minds right now.  Instead, we inhaled the fresh air and enjoyed the moment.

Even just for a while.