i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story

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laurenjauregui: Hi

bananaeater20: Hi

dinahjane: HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO

jesus_lover: hi i'm at church

dinahjane: okay cool what are y'all doing besides church cough ally

bananaeater20: i'm trying to run from bread LOL

laurenjauregui: Huh?

bananaeater20: yea bread!

dinahjane: mila what?

bananaeater20: do you guys not know what bread is? 🤨

normanik: plss they mean like what the hell are you talking about why are you running from bread

bananaeater20: oh because i'm scared of it

dinahjane: ....

laurenjauregui: ....

normanik: i-

dinahjane: on the dinah jane show, today we bring you: camila, who is afraid of bread

dinahjane: camila, would you explain why you're afraid of "bread"?

bananaeater20: sure!

bananaeater20: it all started when i was 7,  there was this little girl w me at a playground and she offered me bread, we just met on the slide and we like became best friends it was soooo cute. anyways she offered me bread i said yes and ate it but then choked on the bread and my dad didn't notice until like 20 minutes later and the girl helped get the bread out of my throat by patting my back aggressively. so yea my dad noticed very late and by the time he did i was already on the seesaw w the girl. i never got her name tho :( also i don't like bread because it has so many carbs 

laurenjauregui: Wait.. Camila was the park you went to near a hotdog station?

bananaeater20: OMGGG yes the man who sold them his name was like paco

laurenjauregui: Oh my god..

laurenjauregui: Camila that girl was me

bananaeater20: WHATTT THERES NO WAY

laurenjauregui: CAmilA OMG THAT WAS ME AFTER I GOT THE BREAD OUT YOU WERE LIKE THE CARBS WANT ME DEAD

bananaeater20: OMFG IT REALLY WAS YOU

dinahjane: CAMREN WAS TOGETHER EVEN BEFORE I CREATED IT????

normanik: that is an amazing story

laurenjauregui: I swearrrrr, camila you were coughing for like 5 minutes 😭😭

bananaeater20: im not okay oh my god

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@laurenjauregui: love me till the end

@bananaeater20: LAUREN

@laurenjpage: damn 😍😍

@jesus_lover: i feel like i'm about to sin

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bananaeater20: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK

laurenjauregui: What?

bananaeater20: yOUR POST !!!

dinahjane: green eyes over here boutta make camila faint again 💀💀

dinahjane: but hey, it's camren yo

normanik: i swear lauren id take u in for dinah anyday

dinahjane: WHAT

dinahjane: we haven't even hung out yet and you're already trying to get rid of me ? 🥲

jesus_lover: RIP DINAHHH

jesus_lover: in god we trust 😊🙏

normanik: pls we talked for 3 hours only and dinah kept bugging me to send nudes

dinahjane: a girl needs to be satisfied, mani

laurenjauregui: Dinah you're so immature ffs

dinahjane: but normani's unbelievably hot

laurenjauregui: We've only known each other for barely a week, be patient

dinahjane: okay 🥲🥲

jesus_lover: Am i missing something?? 🤨🤨

normanik: ally since we both live in texas can i come to your house 

jesus_lover: u still could be a 66 year old man that's trying to kill me but okay

dinahjane: oh trust me mani is everything but that 🤤

jesus_lover: dinah stfu before i come to cali and whoop your horny ass

bananaeater20:

normanik: so that's how no neck ed lost his neck 🤥 makes sense

laurenjauregui: Ally to dinah:

normanik: ally i assure u if we facetime or start a google meets or something you will be granted happiness i mean just look at dinah

dinahjane: mani lets get married

bananaeater20: wow i thought we were getting married dinah :(

laurenjauregui: I like how it hasn't even been a week since we met and we're all like best friends already ^^

dinahjane: i'm going to marry each and everyone of you. especially mani you're special ☺️☺️

laurenjauregui: Thats so cute ??  norminah ??

dinahjane: you're already making a ship name for us? i like 😏

jesus_lover: You guys need jesus..