camila's lesbian jesus..
lauren's the smart grammar freak..
normani's the hot one..
dinah's the prankster..
ally's jesus and satan in one body..
kylie's rich..
ariana's dumb..
madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama..
and bill...
a/n: (gif above) i don't blame you lauren, camila's ass sure is something LMAO
@madisonbeer: @kyliejenner, sorry, i stole your girl
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@kyliejenner: what the fuck? where have you guys been? billie and i have been looking for you hoes for like 7 hours now.
@madisonbeer: @kyliejenner, we're at dinner right now. 😏
@kyliejenner: @arianagrande, ARIANA GRANDE FUCKING BUTERA YOU BETTER TURN ON YOUR LOCATION YOUNG LADY
@arianagrande: @kyliejenner, 👀
@billieeilish: why am i not surprised?
@allybrooke: ima just say it, y'all look hot as fuck together.
@billieeilish: @allybrooke, ally no one needed your fucking opinion
@allybrooke: @billieeilish, The fuck? no one asked for you to be added into the groupchat bitch, be lucky i'm associating myself with you right now. fucking yellow ass highlighter, don't come for me when you be looking like an outcasted barbie character. Stupid bitch.
@billieeilish: @allybrooke,
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@allybrooke: @billieeilish, What? Cant read now? I'm surprised of how far you've come, since you're so fucking stupid.
@billieeilish: @allybrooke, ...
@camilacabello: @allybrooke, ALLY WHERE IS YOUR CHILL?
@allybrooke: @camilacabello, Where your boobs are, gone.
@dinahjane: @allybrooke, @camilacabello, @billieeilish, SHE ENDED YALL REAL QUICK 👏
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laurenjauregui: So are we not gonna talk about how Madison and Ariana could possibly be fucking right now?
billieeilish: LAUREN WHY WOULD U SAY IT THAT WAY?
laurenjauregui: WELL WHAT IF ITS HAPPENING?
madisonbeer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
billieeilish: STOP PLAYING WITH ME, MADISON
madisonbeer: i'm kidding baby, of course we aren't doing anything it was like a girls day out typa dinner
arianagrande: or so that's what you think 😏
madisonbeer: baby you're not supposed to say anything.. 😩
kyliejenner: what?
madisonbeer: i mean what
billieeilish: i hate all of you guys
madisonbeer: U HATE ME TOO??
billieeilish: i hate you the most right now.
camilacabello: ✍️
dinahjane: wtf is that chancho?
camilacabello: i'm taking notes so i can send it to TMZ later
kyliejenner: what the fuck, mila?
krisjenner: She's learning from the best! 🥰
kyliejenner: MOM WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
krisjenner: Sorry honey, just wanted to see how my baby was doing!
kyliejenner: awww mom ur so sweet!
krisjenner: What? I was talking about camila and dinah?
camilacabello: AWWW KRISSY THATS SO CUTE OF YOU
dinahjane: Wow, yeah i didn't think you'd actually come to check up on us
krisjenner: Of course I would, brunch tomorrow at 1pm? Same place?
camilacabello: okay :)
dinahjane: sure
kyliejenner: BRUNCH?? YOU GUYS HAD BRUNCH TOGETHER BEFORE?? WTF
krisjenner: Yeah of course honey! We had it today, the day before yesterday and also last saturday!
kyliejenner: WTF GUYS YALL HANG W MY MOM??
arianagrande: ofc baby why not? ur moms sweet asf
laurenjauregui: She is, look I could ask her for $2500 right now she'd say yes.
laurenjauregui: Hey krissy?
krisjenner: Yes dear?
laurenjauregui: Can I have $2,500 for my apartment rent for this month?
krisjenner: Sure! Cash or check, dear?
laurenjauregui: Check please
krisjenner: Okay!
kyliejenner: what the fuck!?2&20834747
*kyliejenner has kicked krisjenner from the group chat*
kyliejenner: okay i'm so done with that
billieeilish: kris bought me $10,000 worth of vegan wings discount slips three days ago, lol
kyliejenner:
normani: we've totally killed kylie
laurenjauregui: I don't know why you're so surprised, you have the best mom ky
kyliejenner: NO I DONT?? SHES LIKE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST??
arianagrande: kylie kristen jenner! how dare you say that about your mother!!
kyliejenner: BUT-
arianagrande: no buts! apologize!
kyliejenner: SHE ISNT EVEN IN THE GC ANYMORE
arianagrande: APOLOGIZE!
kyliejenner: mom i'm sorry i called you the worst person to ever exist
arianagrande: good ☺️
krisjenner: it's okay honey! remember the time kim called me a worn out hooker?
kyliejenner: ...
*kyliejenner has left the chat*
krisjenner: Oh no! Why did she leave?
laurenjauregui: I don't know, she'll be back though
krisjenner: Oh okay, do you guys want me to come over and bring some cinnamon tea and some sweet carrot cake?
