arianagrande: y'all, we needa discuss something rlly serious right now
laurenjauregui: What
allysus: what?
dinahjane: what
arianagrande: mainly mila since it's your house
camel: what
arianagrande: i think there's like an owl or dog or something in your ceiling
camel: omg what
kyliejenner: no yeah, it's like a fucking moaning animal or some shit ari and i have been hearing it every night
kyliejenner: it's actually starting to annoy me
camel: omg
camel: lauren get the flamethrowers
allysus: the what??
laurenjauregui: Camz we are not about to burn your house down just because of some wild animal
camel: do you own this house? no. it's my house. so yeah, we are going to.
dinahjane: technically it's sinu's house but alr
camel: no it's my house
normani: well, sinu wouldn't be happy if she heard you saying that
camel: mani stfu i don't have time for this right now
normani: whatever
arianagrande: so are we gonna do anything ab this animal thing or not
laurenjauregui: We are, we'll set up cages or something in the attic
allysus: how'd an animal even get into the house though
normani: i'm actually not that surprised, dinah leaves the windows open 24/7
dinahjane: WELL shit babe, not my fault the weathers so damn hot the air conditioners broke in the living room
allysus: the house is falling apart as we speak.
dinahjane: EXACTLY!!
laurenjauregui: Kylie's gonna pay for that on Saturday.
kyliejenner: i am?
laurenjauregui: Yes. Yes, you are.
kyliejenner: ok
camel: god i'm craving bananas right now
arianagrande: you can have my eggplant instead bbg
allysus: ew
kyliejenner: omg babe shut up
camel: 👀
camel: someone call bil or maddy they need to come back w groceries asap
dinahjane: bro they just left
camel: stop lying
dinahjane: if u rush downstairs u can see bil's dodge challenger in the street rn
camel: oml 🤦🏻♀️
pussypleaser3000: lmfao my car just broke down
camel: WHAT
arianagrande: IM DEAD OMFG
madisonbeer: LMFAOO PEOPLE ARE HONKING AT US
madisonbeer: deadass we can't go grocery shopping anymore sorry
YOU ARE READING
i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...
