allysus: guys i have a question
dinahjane: what
cameela: yes mum
laurenjauregui: Yes
allysus: what's an orgasm
normani: ...
kyliejenner: did u rlly just ask that question
arianagrande: y'all 😭
dinahjane: ally you're gay and you don't know what an orgasm is
kyliejenner: she's too innocent
madisonbeer: aww guys don't be so mean
madisonbeer: an orgasm is like those things you fold with paper to look like birds and shit
billieeilish: BABE 💀💀
laurenjauregui: LMFAOOOO
allysus: nooo that's like oregano madison, there's a difference
dinahjane: ALLY 😭😭
laurenjauregui: OMFG
normani: ALLY OREGANO IS FUCKING SEASONING FOR FOOD
normani: THOSE PAPER THINGS THAT YOU FOLD INTO BIRDS WITH PAPER ARE CALLED ORIGAMI LMAO
normani: YALL ARE SO DUMB OMG
arianagrande:
laurenjauregui: LMAO
cameela: even i know the difference..
cameela: haha ally and madison you guys are stupid
madisonbeer: OMG WHAT
madisonbeer: I WAS WITH BILLIE AND MY MOM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND WE WERE MAKING THOSE ORIGAMI THINGS AND I KEPT SAYING ORGASM INSTEAD OF ORIGAMI BILLIE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING OMG
billieeilish: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SO I KEPT SILENT HAHAHA
dinahjane: "mom wanna make orgasms with me"
allysus: BUT WHAT DOES ORGASM MEAN
kyliejenner: YOU'RE TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS WORLD
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@dinahjane: ally doesn't know what an orgasm is, neither does she know the difference between origami and oregano
@arianagrande: don't forget to mention about how madison mistook orgasm for origami
@madisonbeer: @arianagrande, SHUT UP
@dualipa: did i hear that right?.. ally doesn't know what an orgasm is..
@dinahjane: @dualipa, you heard nothing wrong girl
@cameelacabeyo: @dualipa, right?? like how can i know what an orgasm is but ally doesn't? i mean i get it shes holy but allysin still exists?
@dualipa: @cameelacabeyo, who tf is allysin
@cameelacabeyo: @dualipa, long story.. lmao forget it
@shawnmendes: DIDN'T ALLY GRADUATE COLLEGE?? WHY DOESN'T SHE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OREGANO AND ORIGAMI
@dinahjane: @shawnmendes, it's ally.
@allybrooke: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ORGASM IS.
@billieeilish:
a/n: yea short chapter cause i'm tired lol
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i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...