i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story

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a/n: LMAO I CAN EXPLAIN.

i'm sorry i forgot about this book for awhile 😭😭

but this badison fanfic i'm writing is so good 😁 i'm so excited for it to be released

not proofread btw

camel: guys..

pussypleaser3000: what

dinahjane: who tf is pussy pleaser 3000

camel: lauren

laurenjauregui: What?

pussypleaser3000: madison kept messing with my account and now i can't change it back

madisonbeer: LOL

normani: i wouldn't be complaining that is her name 😻

pussypleaser3000: i know 🙃

camel: k anyways i have to continue my story

allysus: what is it?

camel: ok so lern and i were out today going grocery shopping

camel: and i accidentally bumped into this rlly tall white redneck cracker ass crusty beard smelly musty man

arianagrande: omg

normani: LMFAOOOO

normani: CAMILA U CANT SAY THAT

camel: well i just did

camel: what are u gonna do about it mani 🤨⁉️

normani: fuck u until u can't speak anymore

laurenjauregui: WHAT

dinahjane: god

dinahjane: i would pay BANK to see that.

pussypleaser3000: same

camel: ikr

camel: ANYWAYS

camel: HE GOT MAD AT ME AND STARTED CURSING ME OUT

camel: AND I GOT SCARED SO I DRAGGED LERN OUT OF THE GROCERY STORE WITH ME

camel: and then lern was like "what's wrong" and i go to whisper in her ear AND THEN.. I SEE HIM OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND IM LIKE OH SHIT ITS HIM

camel: so we start running

camel: and i'm like ok we're safe 😁

camel: we were not safe.

madisonbeer: what happened then

camel: WE WERE IN THE CAR AND IN AN BLINK OF AN EYE

camel: BOOM WHITE MAN IS IN FRONT OF THE CAR

dinahjane: oh my god 😧

camel: I KNOW

camel: I WAS LITERALLY LIKE OMG 😟😟

camel: HES CALLING ME ALL THESE SLURS AND SHIT SO

camel: so i

camel: WENT TO THE BACK OF THE CAR AND PULLED OUT BILLIE'S CROWBAR FROM THE TRUNK

pussypleaser3000: my what

allysus: why do you have a crowbar?? 😭

pussypleaser3000: madison likes role play