i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story

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billieeilish:

madisonbeer: okay

billieeilish: 😏

billieeilish: what're you gonna show me baby?

madisonbeer: everything

billieeilish: 😏😏

madisonbeer:

billieeilish: 😑

madisonbeer: ;)

madisonbeer: hot right? 

billieeilish: i hate you

billieeilish: i was rlly in the mood 😢

madisonbeer: too bad, we can't do anything. we have a triple date with camren and kyriana :)

billieeilish: but that's in three hours!! 😞

madisonbeer: yeah but ur always so rough i'm not gonna be able to walk once we go out

billieeilish: i can carry you!!

madisonbeer: the press will take pics

billieeilish: sooo?? we already had a twitter fight in both our comment sections it's not like anyone cared

madisonbeer: my manager got mad at me, he says i have to act like we're just friends

billieeilish: bitch i'm tryna marry you idec

madisonbeer: i'm just saying baby, i don't think my management wants me to act all like that in public

billieeilish: fUck management i wanna hold ur hand in public and give u kisses on ur cheek

madisonbeer: maybe in the future, my management says if we slip up again they're gonna have to do something about it and idk what they'd do

billieeilish: whatever, at least let me cuddle you

madisonbeer: fine

madisonbeer: come over

billieeilish: 😏😏

dinahjane: Damn billie, you really got finessed in the beginning of that conversation.

daddyc: Yeah, that was pretty sad.

billieeilish: what the fuck? how are y'all here this is pm's

daddyc: with the power of gayness and top energy we can do anything

madisonbeer: LMAO cant relate

dinahjane: huh?? i swear yalls relationship is too confusing who tf is in charge here?

billieeilish: it always switches idk

madisonbeer: si papi

dinahjane: like wasnt billie calling you daddy yesterday i swear y'all give me headaches

billieeilish: yOu weren't supposed to hear that

dinahjane: well i did, and it just makes this relationship even more confusing

daddyc: i'd like to say you're a bottom billie but then madison over here is sitting on your lap right now

madisonbeer: well, billie tops most of the time but these past days she's been such a soft bean towards me ☺️☺️

billieeilish: that's because you ignored me for like almost two weeks and now i'm finally able to eat ur pussy again

allysin: 👏👏👏

allysin: FUCK THAT SHIT UP 👏👏

laurenjauregui: Ally? What the fuck

allysin: What hoe? never seen a bad bitch before?

laurenjauregui: ....

allysin: Exactly. now shut the fuck up

dinahjane: OKAY WTF

dinahjane: since when did allysin come out? it's 4pm

allysin: church was boring, now i'm hanging with satan 🙂

satan: Yeah, ally's pretty fun :)

allysin: :)

laurenjauregui: What the actual fuck

billieeilish: how did this conversation go from me asking for nudes to ally and satan having a conversation 🤦🏻‍♀️

normanik: it's nothing new though..

arianagrande: when i ask for nudes kylie actually gives me them

billieeilish: stop fucking flexing ari

arianagrande: lmao

billieeilish: madison u always be sending the same fuckin nudes makeup kit like at least send me a different makeup kit every time i ask

madisonbeer: bitch it's not my fault ur ass is horny all the time, unlike you i can control myself

dinahjane: you're such a bad liar madison, y'all were making out while eating breakfast IN FRONT OF ME AND CAMREN

madisonbeer: ITS ONE TIME!?

dinahjane: NO IT WASNT?! YALL DID THE SAME THING YESTERDAY WHEN WE ALL HAD THAT MOVIE NIGHT AND WERE CELEBRATING ARI AND BILLIES DEBUT ON THE KIMMY FALLON SHOWNKRRJRJRJJHTHRH

billieeilish: last night was sooo fun

daddyc: No duh it was fun for you, you were suckin' on your girlfriends face

normanik: i swear y'all need jesus.

daddyc: ally? is that you?

allysin: No, hoe. i already told you idiots i'm with satan.

satan: Yeah, Camilla. Get it right. 🙄

daddyc: sjjsaggshddh camilla

normanik: i go to church with ally every sunday sooo..

normanik: we have parties together cause y'all are all in miami 🥲

allysin: yeah but we don't need them normani, we're so much cooler than all those sluts.

normanik: OKAY GIRLLL

billieeilish: i hate all of y'all sfm 🙄