camila's lesbian jesus..
lauren's the smart grammar freak..
normani's the hot one..
dinah's the prankster..
ally's jesus and satan in one body..
kylie's rich..
ariana's dumb..
madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama..
and bill...
camilacabello: i went to check up on her in her room, she isn't there
arianagrande: uhhh..
camilacabello: what?
arianagrande: Kylie and i got into a fight last night
madisonbeer: WHAT?? ARI WTF DID U DO
arianagrande: OMf
allybrooke: ari
arianagrande: OKAY UMMM
camilacabello: don't tell me, u did something at that party last night didn't you?
arianagrande: jwsjdhdhdhdhsgegd
arianagrande: well technically i did do something, but it was a joke and now kylies mad
dinahjane: okay hold up
*dinahjane has removed kyliejenner from the group chat*
camilacabello: omg wtf i'm scared i was too drunk kissing lauren ariana wtf did u do
billieeilish: oh my god there's no way
billieeilish: ARI SHE SAW THE VIDEO AND GOT MAD???
arianagrande: YEP 😀😀
dinahjane: WHAT?? THERES A VIDEO?? VIDEO OF WHAT
billieeilish:
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normanik: OMG
dinahjane: ARIANA GRANDE FUCKING BUTERA WHAT IS THIS
arianagrande: omg you're mad
arianagrande: IT WAS A JOKE !!!
dinahjane: HOW IS KISSING ANOTHER GIRL A JOKE???
camilacabello: ari would never cheat what
billieeilish: ong you don't understand
dinahjane: WHAT IS THERE TO UNDERSTAND KYLIE MUST BE SO HURT
billieeilish: DINAH STFU AND LET ME TALK
dinahjane: 😑😑
billieeilish: u, camila and lauren left the party so ari and i got bored, so we decided to make a movie based off of bonnie and clyde except it's the gay version
billieeilish: WE NEEDED A KISSING SCENE SO HER FRIEND DID IT BC SHE PLAYS BONNIE AND ARI PLAYS CLYDE
billieeilish: the entire thing was a JOKE, BUT WHEN KYLIE SAW THE VIDEO SHE GOT MAD AND THEN THATS HOW ARI AND HER GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT
normanik: omg wtf
normanik: SO WHERES KYLIE RN??
camilacabello: THATS WHAT IM SAYING HOES!!
allybrooke: omg this is so bad
laurenjauregui: Okay wait, we shouldn't panic yall
madisonbeer: panics anyway*
billieeilish: the thing is, liz (the girl ari kissed) posted it on instagram, so kylie saw it and now everything's gone downhill
laurenjauregui: Wait, Ari did you at least tell her that it was a movie joke thingy??
arianagrande: YES WTF SHE DIDNT LISTEN TO ME
arianagrande: I don't know where she went, she just ran out of my house after that
madisonbeer: kyriana's sinking omg
madisonbeer: ugh why does kylie have to b such an emotional bitch 🖕
billieeilish: shut the fuck up madison you're exactly like her
billieeilish: mf won't even let me pee without crying ya eyes out
madisonbeer: ....
madisonbeer: so anyways
dinahjane: LMAOOO
camilacabello: omg wtf guys this isn't a time to be joking around where tf is like wife #3 at
arianagrande: 3???? what am i then
camilacabello: you're #2 obviously
laurenjauregui: I'm #1
camilacabello: and dinah's #1-
camilacabello: oh umm
laurenjauregui: WTF?? IM NOT YOUR NUMBER ONE???
camilacabello: gotta zayn yall 👋
camilacabello: jk
camilacabello: well i am leaving to go look for kylie but
camilacabello: ok ima just go
dinahjane: let me grab my shoes hold on
laurenjauregui: ihysm
madisonbeer: YAY ARE WE GONNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE?? EXPLORING?? 🤩
billieeilish: you can explore this pussy
*allybrooke has banned billieeilish from the group chat*
allybrooke: one day that hoe's gonna step into a church, and she'll immediately burn
billieeilish: i found your stash of sex toys in the closet
allybrooke: i'll give you $50 thru apple pay don't speak of this to anyone.
