a/n: DOUBLE UPDATE CAUSE IM STUCK AT THE AIRPORT AND IM BOOOOOREEEDD
@billieeilish: 🧸
@dinahjane: BITCH YOU DYED YOUR HAIR AND DIDNT TELL US!?
@arianagrande: @kyliejenner, i'm sorry honey but i might drop you for blond billie
@kyliejenner: @arianagrande, IDEC BILLIE YOURE SO HOT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN HAIR!? IS IT NEVER COMING BACK??????
@billieeilish: @kyliejenner, green highlighter is gone, honey
@kyliejenner: @billieeilish, 💔
@madisonbeer: *passes away*
@camilacabello: @billieeilish, great you killed madi now who's supposed to cook me free food?
@billieeilish: @camilacabello, cant you just cook for yourself?
@camilacabello: @billieeilish, ARE U DUMB?? LAST TIME I TRIED COOKING FOR ME AND LERN I ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN
@billieeilish: @camilacabello, lmao why am i not surprised
@madisonbeer: @billieeilish, ohh my god you better get your ass home ms eilish
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dinahjane: hello i am dinah jane and i'm hot and so much better than all of you guys. Thank you
cannoli: Shut up dinah you're only saying that cause you're in texas so you know we can't do anything about this
dinahjane: What? it's true i'm so hot. if i could id totally date myself
arianagrande: Shut up dinah
kyliejenner: yeah shut up dinah
dinahjane: bitch why is everyone telling me to shut up 😐
billieeilish: cause you're annoying lmao
dinahjane: you guys are just mad i'm so much hotter than y'all
billieeilish: with my blond hair ima step over your burnt ends
dinahjane: Shut up yellow highlighter
billieeilish: YOURE JOKING ME RIGHT EKDHEJFKSKDH DINAH YOURE A BLONDE TOO
dinahjane: you're still a highlighter to me
dinahjane: #neverforgettingthegreen
allybrooke: ha ha yellow highlighter
billieeilish: ALLY DONT START WITH YO 4'9 ASS YOURE BLOND TOO
allybrooke: lmao ok yellow highlighter
cannoli: Billies soo mad
cannoli: she's gonna kill someone
YOU ARE READING
i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...