i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story

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laurenjauregui: I just topped Camz. :)

allysus: what does topped mean

arianagrande: 👀 oh ally..

arianagrande: topped means when you like defeat someone in a battle or something 

arianagrande: like let's say i was arm wrestling with diane here

arianagrande: yo i just fucking topped diane.

billieeilish: ari-

normani: diane hshddhgdgddgd

dinahjane: fuck you amanda.

madisonbeer: amanda 🌚

dinahjane: i could beat you easily in an arm wrestling battle

allysus: oh! in that case, good for you lauren whatever you did i'm happy for you.

kyliejenner: LMAOOOO ally you're too pure

allysus: yeah no shit i'm female jesus

kyliejenner: so ur just gonna switch up like that

canola: stfu lauren i let you top me because i felt like getting my pussy ate

allysus: WHAT??

laurenjauregui: Yeah ok

canola: u wanna get your ass beat !!

allysus: ari i thought topped meant to beat someone in an arm wrestling battle

arianagrande: yes it does idk what they're talking about

madisonbeer: ???

kyliejenner: oh my god

kyliejenner: this morning ari banged her head against the kitchen counter on accident i think it did something to her brain im not joking

arianagrande: when i'm away from you 🎶 i'm happier than ever 🎶

billieeilish: wish i could explain it better 🎶

dinahjane: LOL so she's sped

laurenjauregui: Dinah stop that's mean

dinahjane: yeah no shit that's why i sent the message

dinahjane: dumb fuck

laurenjauregui: Kys

laurenjauregui: Why are y'all so pressed

laurenjauregui: is it because I topped Camz

canola: lauren i stg

dinahjane: we could all care less we all know that mila tops 🙄

arianagrande: i'm having a strange sense of deja vu

laurenjauregui: Okay and?? I still topped her

kyliejenner: lauren why you talking about this like topping mila is a trophy

laurenjauregui: Because. It. Is.

canola: i let you top, it's not like you topped me on your own you idiot there's a difference

laurenjauregui: Okay LOL whatever you say 🌚 

canola: ima force u to sleep on the couch tonight if you keep up with this bullshit

laurenjauregui: You literally don't have that power

canola: lauren this is literally my house

laurenjauregui: I don't see your name on it

canola:

arianagrande: lauren why are you like this.

dinahjane: get some help

normani: literally shut the fuck up lauren.

allysus: stop being mean

normani: no

**allysus has sent normani to hell**

dinahjane: what the fuck where'd my baby go 😭

allysus: I said stop being mean

dinahjane: that's not fair

madisonbeer: aren't we all going to hell since being gay is a sin

canola: yea ☹️

canola: i wonder what it's like down there

canola: like am i gonna have to be a slave and work for the devil or something?

laurenjauregui: Idk Camz i'm not religious

madisonbeer: me neither

madisonbeer: i'll be fine if billie's there

billieeilish: yea me too i'd be so bored if i wasn't there

arianagrande: what??

billieeilish: idk i ate edibles and now i'm like jesus

billieeilish: hallelujah guys

allysus: hallelujah ^^

kyliejenner: hallelujah

dinahjane: weirdos

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a/n: this is kinda trash but whatever 👎