if a cop pulls you over and ask if your drinking never ask 'you buying'
if someone says 'i love you' and you don't feel the same just say 'i love youtube' really fast
how to sleep faster? decorate you bedroom as a classroom
bring gum and you made friends
throw a brick in someones face if you dont like them
if a stanger offer you drugs then thank them because drugs are very expensive
that moment when you walk into a spider web and then you suddenly turn into a karate master
instead of lol try LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL(laughing silently in my head because it wasnt funny enough for me to acually laugh out loud)
be nice to fat people becuase one day they might save your life when your getting eaten by a bear
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weird sayings
HumorTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.
