weird sayings

Part 11

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Even though I'm one day further away from the last time I saw you, I'm one day closer to the next time I will.

Whenever you start thinking what other people think, you stop thinking.

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows.

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

You must be willing to do the things today others don't do in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice ummmmmm well u cant really fool me twice

We park in the driveway and drive on a parkway.

You lie like a dog on a rug.

Crazy as a fox in a hen house.

I'm going to drop of my kids in the pool.

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

A rich man's joke is always funny.