that was the straw that broke the camels back
she put her foot in this dinner
you made your bed . now lie in it
sleeping like a log is equally like a draft
the lights are on but nobodys home
did you step on a frog
when pigs fly
that took longer than a month of sundays
that is off the chain
someone's an eager beaver
see you later alligator
put a sock in it
treat your enemy's with a long handle spoon
keep you friends close and your enemy's closer
a hard head makes a soft behind
don't chase rainbow
yo ho ho with a party on the floor
drinker than a tutor moose
you want a knuckle sandwich
better watch your mouth or I will watch it for you
let's shop till we drop
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weird sayings
HumorTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.