You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face!
Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Naptime at 5 years old: I DONT WANNA!!! Naptime now: Praise the Lord!
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'
You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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HumorTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.
