Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock
Whos there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock
Whos there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Ive a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, its cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. Ive got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
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weird sayings
ComédieTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.