weird sayings

part 3

i get money weekly.very very weekly

i have enough money to last my life until i buy something

when life gives you lemons make lemonade . then pee in it and give it to someone

today i realized mario is homeless.He wakes up in the same clothes , goes around beating people up for money and walk in sewers.

true love lasts a lifetime? explain my empty cup of yogurt.

laying in my bed wondering if its worth it to get up and pee.

when your math teacher writes a problem on the board and ask you to solve it , get up and erase it. problem solved!

Hi im from planet poorly broke and im allergic to being robbed