you'll never guess what i got you because i never got you anything
politics:poli means many in Latin and tics means bloodsucking monsters-robin williams
People say satire is dead.its not its alive and living in the white house-robin williams
divorce...the Latin meaning to rip out a man's gentles through his wallet- robin williams
remember that you're unique just like everybody else
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
if you think nobody care if you're alive then try missing your car payment
there are 2 ways to arguing with women.neither works.
if i throw a stick will you leave?
whatever kind of look you were going for,you missed
its not the size its. . .no, its the size
YOU ARE READING
weird sayings
HumorTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.
