weird sayings

part 4

on the other hand you have different fingers.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! 

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane. 

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. 

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

I tried to put my head together but now my body is falling apart!!

A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work.