Undertale AUs on crack

Spider Chaos

Error: *Spider crawls over to ink* your toes, give them to meh

Ink: Ok, sure *throws his toes at Error*

Error: *eats them* -w-

Ink: Oh wow I didn't expect you to actually eat them...

Error: COCA-COLA VGFCDRTGY^%RFDTGY%^RFDETG

Ink: Oop I guess I have HIV in my toes

PJ: mom wtf-

Ink: There is no fucking-

Ink: At least.....not yet

PJ: my god wtf