Undertale AUs on crack

Apples of danger

Passive: *looking at corrupted nightmare* i look sexy in the future~

Nightmare: beauty comes with a price though. I'm in constant pain

Passive: ;m; even in the future i don't get a break from pain...?

Nightmare: nope. Enjoy the tasty apple though *gives him a negativity apple*

Passive: yay! *eats the apple* wait- THIS IS FROM THE TREE!

Nightmare: have fun being me! *fades away*

Passive who is now turning into corrupted: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Y U DO DIS TO MEEEEEE

Dream: And thats why we don't take apples or anything from strangers! :D

Ink: Dream they are the same person-

Dream: IDC, IT'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED!

Blue: *had been eating apples this entire time* well shit