Ass Hair incident Pt 2

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PJ: so, tell me more about the ass hair thing

Ink: Yeah, Error gave me ass hair and ass flakes!

PJ: *is the only one with braincells* mom! Those are ASS HAIR! FROM HUMAN ASSES!

Ink: yeah? and?

PJ: i-its ass hair!

Ink: and ass flakes

PJ: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!

Ink: What do you mean?

PJ: ITS FUCKING ASS FLAKES THAT COULD HAVE HAD POO POO PARTICLES ON THEM!

Ink: butt they were washed though

PJ: THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Ink: huh??


Narrator: it started raining ass flakes and hair

Ink: oop

PJ: WHERE ARE THOSE COMING FROM!???

Ink: *looks up* oh hi Error

Error: *using a cheese grater to shave off ass flakes and hair from his ectobody for ink to eat* :>

Ink: wait... that's off of your ecto?? Is this your gross way of flirting with me???

PJ: ..... *shoves them in inks mouth and leaves* peace

Ink: *gaggs and spits out the ass flakes and hair* WTF PJ????????

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