PJ: so, tell me more about the ass hair thing
Ink: Yeah, Error gave me ass hair and ass flakes!
PJ: *is the only one with braincells* mom! Those are ASS HAIR! FROM HUMAN ASSES!Ink: yeah? and?
PJ: i-its ass hair!
Ink: and ass flakesPJ: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!
Ink: What do you mean?
PJ: ITS FUCKING ASS FLAKES THAT COULD HAVE HAD POO POO PARTICLES ON THEM!
Ink: butt they were washed thoughPJ: THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
Ink: huh??
Narrator: it started raining ass flakes and hairInk: oop
PJ: WHERE ARE THOSE COMING FROM!???
Ink: *looks up* oh hi Error
Error: *using a cheese grater to shave off ass flakes and hair from his ectobody for ink to eat* :>Ink: wait... that's off of your ecto?? Is this your gross way of flirting with me???
PJ: ..... *shoves them in inks mouth and leaves* peaceInk: *gaggs and spits out the ass flakes and hair* WTF PJ????????
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Undertale AUs on crack
FanficWhat happens when you let me and friends collaborate on a google doc.