Undertale AUs on crack

Lentils

Horror: I wish to consume l e n t i l s

Horror: w h e r e a r e t h e l e n t i l s

Killer: I burned them because arson :D

Horror: nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Not my lentils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cross: do you want chocolate instead???

Horror: I d o n o t w i s h f o r c h o c o l a t e , I w i s h f o r l e n t i l s

Cross: h o w c o u l d y o u n o t w a n t c h o c o l a t e ?

Cross: d e m o n

Nighmare: *sigh* Drama queens...