Blue: TACO CHIPOTLE BANANA SEWER PUDDING, PUT IT TOGETHER AND U GET A TASTY SNACK FOR YOUR BELLY TUMMY POUCH!
Dust: who gave my waifu drugs?
Dream: nah, he's always like this
Blue: EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU TURN GREEN AND PUKE IT ALL UP AND INVERT YOUR STOMACH FROM YOUR BODY LIKE A STARFISH! :D
Dust: are you sure he's ok...?Ink: I'M GONNA EAT TOO MUCH THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue: HERE, HAVE SOME! *yeets the chunky mass of what appears to be human vomit at ink* :>Ink: *eats it all* YUM YUM YUM!
Dream: t-that was fucking vomit!Ink: *looks Dream dead in the sockets* Y U M Y U M Y U M !
Dream: ._.
Dream: SAVE ME FROM THIS PSYCHOPATHIC CREATUREInk: *pukes on Dream* oop-
Dream: EWWWWWWW GFHGSEFVTRSGBVDGBDSGGYRDF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAInk: yes~ scream for me~
Blue: *licks the puke off of Dream* EAT IT ALL UP AND LET THE CYCLE CONTINUE! *pukes it onto ink*Ink: YOUR TURN NOW DREAM!!!!!!!!!
Dream: NUUU! I DUN WANNA LICK U CLEAN!
Ink: do it.... Or else *creepy face*
Dream: y-yes ma'am- I MEAN SIR! *licks ink clean and starts to gag. He pukes onto Dust*
Dust: oh god, i-i think i might be sick.....*he pukes cus he cant stand the sight of vomit*Ink: oh wow he didn't even eat it yet
Ink: he must really have a weak stomach
Blue: *scoops up both vomit piles and unhinges dusts jaws. He pours it into his mouth* EAT MY LITTLE BIRDY, EAT IT ALL UP~!Ink: *cackling* HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Dust: *runs to the bathroom and vomits it all up*
Blue: *passes out cus he was high the entire time*
Dream: oh, i guess he was high afterallInk: I couldn't tell lol
Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nightmare: *walks in* what's going on?Ink: it's puke eating time!!!~
Dust: *pukes all over Nightmares face*Ink: eat it up Nightmare!!!!~
Nightmare: *eats it* yummy, it tastes like suffering *pukes it up*
Ink: we need a new person to e a t i t
Nightmare: nope *rolls in it making it part of his goop*Ink: *starts trying to eat one of Nightmare's tentacles*
Nightmare: NU! -le slap- *he teleports away*Ink: aww
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