Puke eating time

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Blue: TACO CHIPOTLE BANANA SEWER PUDDING, PUT IT TOGETHER AND U GET A TASTY SNACK FOR YOUR BELLY TUMMY POUCH!

Dust: who gave my waifu drugs?

Dream: nah, he's always like this

Blue: EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU TURN GREEN AND PUKE IT ALL UP AND INVERT YOUR STOMACH FROM YOUR BODY LIKE A STARFISH! :D

Dust: are you sure he's ok...?

Ink: I'M GONNA EAT TOO MUCH THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue: HERE, HAVE SOME! *yeets the chunky mass of what appears to be human vomit at ink* :>

Ink: *eats it all* YUM YUM YUM!

Dream: t-that was fucking vomit!

Ink: *looks Dream dead in the sockets* Y U M Y U M Y U M !

Dream: ._.

Dream: SAVE ME FROM THIS PSYCHOPATHIC CREATURE

Ink: *pukes on Dream* oop-

Dream: EWWWWWWW GFHGSEFVTRSGBVDGBDSGGYRDF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ink: yes~ scream for me~

Blue: *licks the puke off of Dream* EAT IT ALL UP AND LET THE CYCLE CONTINUE! *pukes it onto ink*

Ink: YOUR TURN NOW DREAM!!!!!!!!!

Dream: NUUU! I DUN WANNA LICK U CLEAN!

Ink: do it.... Or else *creepy face*

Dream: y-yes ma'am- I MEAN SIR! *licks ink clean and starts to gag. He pukes onto Dust*

Dust: oh god, i-i think i might be sick.....*he pukes cus he cant stand the sight of vomit*

Ink: oh wow he didn't even eat it yet

Ink: he must really have a weak stomach

Blue: *scoops up both vomit piles and unhinges dusts jaws. He pours it into his mouth* EAT MY LITTLE BIRDY, EAT IT ALL UP~!

Ink: *cackling* HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Dust: *runs to the bathroom and vomits it all up*

Blue: *passes out cus he was high the entire time*

Dream: oh, i guess he was high afterall

Ink: I couldn't tell lol

Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nightmare: *walks in* what's going on?

Ink: it's puke eating time!!!~

Dust: *pukes all over Nightmares face*

Ink: eat it up Nightmare!!!!~

Nightmare: *eats it* yummy, it tastes like suffering *pukes it up*

Ink: we need a new person to e a t i t

Nightmare: nope *rolls in it making it part of his goop*

Ink: *starts trying to eat one of Nightmare's tentacles*

Nightmare: NU! -le slap- *he teleports away*

Ink: aww

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