Ass Hair Incident Pt 3

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Gradient: pffft- mom, u ok?

Ink: nO I just had UncLeAn ass hair and flakes shoved into my mouth

Gradient: oof. Want me to go get the panic attack pills?

Ink: wHaT pAnIc AtTaCk PiLlS???

Gradient: these ones! *has them in his hand*

Ink: but WhAt dO tHeY dO??? *Gagging noises*

Ink: *coughs up some more ass flakes* ew

Nightmare: *slithers in and rolls in the mess, adding to his goop* :>

Ink: well I'm not touching him for three years or until he takes a major bath

Nightmare: *stares at ink with an evil grin*

Ink: huh?

Nightmare: *goes up to ink and gives him a big bear hug* Fren! :D -le pat pat-

Ink: *scream*

Ink: *shoves Nightmare off and shivers*

Nightmare: lol *he poofs away for what is most likely the rest of this skit* ((ah yes, fourth wall breakage))

Ink: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gradient: *gives ink the panic attack pills cus yes*

Ink: I n e e d a s h o w e r n o t p i l l s

Gradient: k *yeets the entire bathroom at ink*

Ink: *desperately and quickly showers*

Blue: *watching this with popcorn* Interesting :>

Ink: BlUe DoN't WaTcH mE iN tHe ShOwEr

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