Octomare

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Nightmare: *looking at an octopus at the zoo* ........

Dream: Brother...? are you ok?

Nightmare: SO THIS IS WHERE THEY TOOK MY COUSINS!

Dream: but we don't have any cousins

Nightmare: I SHALL FREE YOU FROM THIS WATERY PRISON!

Dream: brother, no

Nightmare: *frees the octopuses into the ocean* SWIM AWAY AND LIVE YOUR LIFE MY TENTACLED COMRADES!

Dream: *facepalm*

Ink: SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT

Nightmare: what?

Ink: YOU, ARE AN OCTOPUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nightmare: oh fuck I'm never going to live this down huh...

Ink: nope :>

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