Undertale AUs on crack

Nightmare the Barbie Girl

Nightmare: *making sure nobody is looking. He didn't notice killer in the corner of the room* .... -i n h a l e- 

Nightmare: *unholy singing/screeching* IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC-

Killer: *quietly snickering and recording this* holy fuck this will be good for blackmail

Nightmare: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE

Killer: Oh I'll sure undress you anywhere sweetie~

Nightmare: *hears killer* .///. WHY TF ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!?

Killer: I was wanting to have some fun~ with you

Nightmare: ......we can do it as long as you don't tell anyone about me watching barbie......

Killer: Wait, you watch barbie????

Killer: I just thought you were singing the song because you thought it was funny????

Nightmare: UHHHH

Killer: this is even better then the time I caught Dream watching 'Happy Tree Friends' and laughing his ass off

Nightmare: I have the feeling that 'Happy Tree Friends' is not as appropriate for children as the title makes it seem

Killer: It's just people dying in awful ways for the whole show

Nightmare: What is wrong with Dream