Undertale AUs on crack

Stabbing!

Ink: Stab your friends!

Dream: wha- no! Ink, wtf-

Ink: You aren't friends with someone until you stab them!!

Dream: no! Stabbing is bad, and very dangerous!

Ink: I've stabbed you and Blue right?? That means you qualify for friendship!!!

Dream: you REALLY need some fucking help.......

Nightmare: WHO TAUGHT DREAM TO CUSS!???

Star Sanses: you

NM: Fuck. . .