Spiders

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Shattered: aww, look at the cute little spider!

Ink: IT'S NOT CUTE!

Shattered: *picks it up and brings it near Ink* c'mon, why don't you pet it? It won't bite!

Ink: yEs iT wiLl

Shattered: I could do worse then your mother did to you when you didn't clean your room ink

Ink: *fear* please no I'll pet the spider o.o'''

Shattered: Now you get to keep your life :)

Ink: *pets the spider*

The spider: *spider purring noises*

Ink: aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The spider: *startled by the scream. It jumps on inks face*

Ink: *Yeets the spider off his face and burns it with a flamethrower*Shattered: . . .Ink: Nice talk see you later!! *disappears through a portal*Shattered: *makes a funeral for the dead spooder* ;m;

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