Ink: Dream, do you have any fresh greenery growing out of your butt
Dream: w h a t
Ink: Blue, may I interest you in some fermented eyeballs?
Blue: excuse me what
Ink: Nightmare, would you like some dried pussy?
Nightmare: actually, yes please
Dream: Brother NO!
Ink: *gives Nightmare dried pussy*
Nightmare: * puts the dried pussy in a bag*
Nightmare: this will be very effective tourture equipment
Dream: fuck
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