i wanna be yours, quackity

𝟳. 𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

eileen
karl

karl
yes?

eileen
he almost said he loved me
in front of his girlfriend

karl
😳
is he stupid?
like actually

eileen
yeah he is
i feel like she hates me
but maybe he cleared it up

karl
he could meant it in a friend way

eileen
duh!
obviously he's just trying to bring back what we had
i'm so silly

karl
you think he didn't?

eileen
idk
he stopped himself before finishing his sentence

karl
oh
well then i have no clue
i can't give relationship advice i've never been in one

eileen
which makes no sense
because so many girls like you

karl
haha
yup

eileen
no please 😩
no more "haha's"

karl
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA

eileen
NO
be on vc with me and jess tomorrow please

karl
wow late invite
i'll have to make room on my schedule

eileen
make room on these nuts

karl
since you asked so nicely ):

eileen
oops
sorry it's natural for me

karl
yeah ok i'll be on vc
are you streaming?

eileen
yup
ooo if i get dream and sapnap we can do jackbox
can you ask them for me?

karl
no
do it yourself

eileen
FAKE FRIEND
FAKE
FRIEND

karl
WHO ASKED?
WHO
ASKED
yeah i'll ask them

eileen
(:
i love you bubs you're my best friend

karl
i love you too
go to bed

eileen
fuck that
i'm gonna make some cookies

karl
bring me some

eileen
i will tomorrow
too late

karl
wow
fake friend

eileen
go to bed karl jacobs

karl
fine ):

• • •

alex
hey i'm sorry about earlier
i think my words slipped up haha

eileen
it's ok
not holding it against you

alex
thanks
so are you not going to bed?

eileen
damn hop off my dick 😩
i will soon
had to tell karl goodnight

alex
so are you guys dating?
i just was wondering

eileen
no we're just close
always have been

alex
oh

eileen
why do you ask?

alex
no reason
he just told me a while ago that he liked you

eileen
uh ok alex
this isn't middle school if he liked me he would've told me so we could talk about it
also he's my best friend so

alex
but it's true
maybe he doesn't anymore

eileen
what's the point in telling me this?

alex
so you know??

eileen
maybe i didn't want to know
do you ever think about others?

alex
of course i do

eileen
that's not even true

alex
not like you do either
ever think about how karl feels?

eileen
this isn't about karl

alex
then what is it about?

eileen
you and how you don't care about others

alex
i do
you clearly don't

eileen
???
all i ever do is try to put others first
is anything ever enough for you?

alex
everything you do is enough

eileen
then why are you saying i don't care?
are you trying to gaslight me rn or??

alex
what no
i just can't fucking put it into words

eileen
we'll talk when you can then

alex
no wait fuck
i just mean that it feels like you don't

eileen
you don't make sense
i don't care about you?

alex
do you?

eileen
alex.
if i didn't would i have met your gf?

alex
true

eileen
if anyone doesn't care that would be you

alex
what?
of course i care

eileen
didn't you ghost me for almost a month?

alex
that was for my own personal reasons
doesn't mean i don't care

eileen
ok whatever

alex
it's true

eileen
i believe you
apparently you love me

alex
stop ittt
it wasn't meant for you

eileen
rude
if you love me that's fine alex
i say i love you to karl

alex
you do?

eileen
yeah
in the friend way

alex
well then i love you

eileen
gross

alex
damn 💔
fucking rude

eileen
it is too late to be cursing
but i love you too alex

alex
are you going to bed?

eileen
nope making cookies

alex
well i am

eileen
ok bye talk to you tomorrow