Alphabetical Prompt Lists and Oneshots

Powerful - Uma & Audrey

   "It's about time for her to get here," Audrey noted aloud, whispering to herself as she placed the popcorn bowls in their proper place on the table in front of the couch.

It had been about a week since Uma and Audrey's last sleepover, and Audrey had made the ultimate decision that the next one would be at her house. Uma's place was entirely too disgusting to even begin thinking of having another one there.

There was a short knock, and she wasted no time in yelling for the person outside to come in, knowing that it must have been Uma. No one else knocked like Uma with those three short ones that had become almost a sort of trademark for her.

"Alright, Princess, the party has arrived—OH, MY GOSH, DID YOU FART IN HERE?!!!!" Uma demanded as she walked in, and Audrey turned to look at her quickly.

"No. What are you talking about?" Audrey questioned, completely clueless as she gaped at Uma.

"What's that smell in here?!" Uma asked, covering her nose as she got closer to Audrey. Audrey started to reply, but then Uma suddenly started to sniff. She moved a little closer to Audrey and she suddenly cringed and performed a full-body shiver.

"Aw, heck, you stank!!!" Uma announced, and Audrey furrowed her brow before suddenly realizing what Uma must be smelling.

"Oh, are you smelling my perfume?" Uma stared at her as if she had lost her mind.

"That's perfume?!! Man, and you thought my house was bad. You got Chanelle Number Two cooking up in here!!! Good grief, that's a powerful odor!"

"I will have you know it is not Number Two, Uma, it is a very high-quality, expensive perfume and I paid like two hundred dollars for it," Audrey informed her, and Uma's eyes widened as she raised her eyebrows.

"Oh, wow. Y'know, I'd go take that crap back. I honestly thought you went and trashed your bathroom before I got here," Uma pointed out, gesturing in the direction of the restroom connected to Audrey's bedroom, and Audrey narrowed her eyes.

"You have absolutely no room to talk. The one time I risked my life and came over to your house for our last movie night, it smelled like rotten fish," Audrey proclaimed, and Uma raised an eyebrow with the barest of smiles.

"I see you picked the option that grossed you out the least," Uma noted, her voice completely deadpan as she crossed her arms over her chest. Audrey rolled her eyes, plopping down on the couch nearby her television, and Uma joined her, reaching up and grabbing the popcorn bowl nearby.

"Well, did you bring a movie?" Audrey asked somewhat impatiently, still feeling somewhat affronted about how Uma had just walked in and insulted her new perfume.

Uma did not answer at first, sniffing at the popcorn carefully before wrinkling her nose a little. Audrey huffed in aggravation, letting her hands fall against her thighs.

"What? What now?" Audrey demanded, and Uma scowled as she examined a kernel of popcorn.

"This popcorn's been laced or something. I think it's got that crap smell up in it," Uma announced, and Audrey breathed in deeply over Uma's popcorn. Uma quickly snatched it away.

"What the heck are you doin' to my popcorn?!" Uma demanded, and Audrey looked at her offendedly, feeling the frustration rising within her.

"I'm trying to see if there's any perfume in it!" Audrey cried defensively, leaning back and raising her hands in a placating gesture. Uma looked at her, pulling her bowl further away from Audrey.

"Don't be sniffing my popcorn!! That's weird, you weirdo!!!" Uma told her, looking at her as if she lost her mind. Audrey just glared at her, seeing the slightest hint of mirth in her eyes that the pirate queen was quite obviously trying to hide.