Alphabetical Prompt Lists and Oneshots

Xenophobic - Harry x Uma

   "Honestly, sometimes I hate these people around here. Looking at me--- us," Uma swiftly corrected herself, despite the fact that she was only in front of Harry and she knew that he knew pretty much all of her secrets; however, she would definitely not appear weak in any circumstances, "like we're not good enough to be here!!!"

Her and Harry had just come in from a sightseeing outing where they had wandered around some of the city. It had all been going quite well, and Uma had even started to think that she might enjoy going out into the city more often. That is, until the Auradon people started staring at them and insulting them in hushed tones.

Harry nodded his head, placing his hook on the table nearby and shrugging off his coat before hanging it where it belonged.

"What I wouldn't do ta hook 'em all," he wistfully spoke, picking up the signature heirloom in his hand as he ran his fingers along it until the point was just poking into a fingertip. Uma growled underneath her breath, clenching her teeth a little at the thought of the Auradon girls and boys. She walked further into the room before suddenly turning to face the Hook boy. Harry lightly quirked an eyebrow as he gave her a short onceover. Uma shook her head slowly.

"Boy, I'd love to slug them especially loud ones in those pretty, much-too-perfect little noses," Uma venomously told him as she threw a fist and hit it in the palm of her other hand, emphasizing her words. Harry just nodded emphatically, a wild grin on his face as his eyes sparkled in that fashion that always promised trouble.

"That'd be really fun," Harry giggled maniacally, and Uma nodded, rolling her eyes as she scoffed.

"They're just so stupid," Uma proclaimed, and Harry nodded, suddenly flamboyantly gesturing as he fluttered his eyelashes in a manner that made him look quite goofy indeed.

"Oh, my... VKs in my part of town? They're so disgusting! Never mind the fact that we have a VK as our queen!" Harry spoke in a high-pitched voice, trying to capture the sound of the Auradon boys and girls. Uma felt the beginnings of a smile tugging at the corners of her lips.

"Ooh, I spilled something on my dress! Now I look like I came off of the Isle!" Uma whined, mimicking some of the more senseless of the Auradon girls as she wagged her hips around dramatically as if she were a diva.

"Oh, makeup on a guy? That's so weird!!! Excuse me while I put on my million layers of bronzer and foundation so my skin stays perfect in case the paparazzi drops by!" Harry spoke, brushing his fingers near his face and nailing that typical Auradon sound without even a trace of his normal accent. Uma smiled wickedly, noting the hypocrisy of the entire situation and loving how Harry was drawing the similarities.

"My mommy lightly scolded me for not tucking my shirt in like I should! That must be just like undergoing mental and emotional abuse every moment of the day like you did on the Isle!" Uma placed a mocking hand on her chest as she skipped about like one of those ridiculous princesses as she stopped short in front of Harry.

"A hook? How stereotypical. Not at all like me wearing my father's color scheme since I was a wee lad," Harry allowed a bit of his accent to slide into the end of his statement as moved closer to Uma. Uma just grinned widely, still caught up in the game of it all as she moved nearer so that she was leaning closer to his face.

"Ew, you smell absolutely repulsive! Never mind the fact that you're passing out from my perfume that precedes and follows me," Uma commented, and Harry grinned down at her in that way that always spoke volumes to her about how far he was into something.

"Yeah! What an odd couple! I'll just go see my girlfriend who's half dwarf!" Harry announced, and they both froze as they stared at each other, suddenly finding themselves acutely aware of just how close they had accidentally got to one another.

Harry swallowed as he looked at her, and Uma begged herself to remain looking into his eyes. However, the fact that his gaze dropped for just a moment to her lips made it very difficult for her to stay disciplined.

Uma cleared her throat suddenly, looking down. She knew she had to break the spell before she did something that she might regret. Immediately, Harry followed her lead, stepping back just a little as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

Uma laughed a little, trying to lighten the tension that had quite obviously and apparently built in the air surrounding them.

"Yeah, well... I mean, I'm sure not all of them are the way we're thinking, but it does kinda suck when you run into those that are, right?" Uma questioned, shrugging her shoulders and trying desperately to get her mind off of the idea of moving in closer again and seeing where things went at that point.

"Definitely," Harry almost much-too-quickly replied to her. They just stood there for a long moment, looking all around. However, inevitably they met eyes after a moment.

"Hey, guys!!!" Gil suddenly called, storming in through the door. Uma and Harry jumped and jerked their gazes away from each other, moving even farther apart as they tried to take some sort of pose that slightly resembled normal.

Gil suddenly furrowed his brow.

"Why do you guys look so strange?" Gil questioned strangely, and Uma shook her head, eyeing him as sassily as she could considering the fact that her heart was racing at the accusation.

"We ain't."

"Well, you're standing really far apart," Gil pointed out, his eyes squinted as he gestured between the two of them.

"We're keeping personal space like normal people," Uma explained herself, and Gil laughed goofily.

"But you guys never keep personal space!" Gil grinned widely, and Harry stepped toward the boy.

"What were you comin' in to tell us, Gilly?" Harry asked, and Uma recognized the diversion tactic. Gil's eyes lit up as they had been when he first walked in and he immediately started to excitedly recount how he had managed to grab Evie's hand and hold it for just a moment before she jerked it out of his grasp.

Yes... Harry and Uma never could keep personal space...

Thank you to @humaisthebest and @EnchantedSorcress_07 for the ask!!! I hope you enjoyed this one! We're getting really close to the end of this first prompt list, and I've got one more prompt to do that's going to be a Jaudrey one. 😊💗

Also, for our next prompt list, I'm thinking that I might dedicate it to friendships. I'm kind of running out of go-go juice for romantic ones, lol. I absolutely love writing them, but I'm running out of inspiration for now. I'm sure it'll come back eventually, but I might need to take a break from romance and go do some friendship ones.

So please do think of some friendships you'd like to see written. It can even be people interacting like Uma and Hades, lol.

Please let me know what y'all thought of this one!!! 💖💖💖