[✓] 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐌 : 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘖𝘯𝘦-𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵

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Here's some shit I thought about at 3 am yesterday of the dream smp  and shit I done with some friends
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Technoblade: I can't sleep because of the voices😔✋ Blood for the blood god😡👊

Philza: I can't sleep cuz I killed my only son😥😓😫Wilbur I love you

Ranboob: I can't sleep cuz when I sleep😙 I commit minor terrorism ah🤪🥴

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My English teacher: OK everyone who would like to read their poems to the class

Me:*raises hand*

English teacher: Yes Rebeca

Me: slam poetry they're like
Thick thighs were she lies
On the ground were I burried her
Tater tot tits i chopped her into bits
And put her in the back of my car
I threw her down a well, well life is hard sometimes

English teacher:*sighs* this the third time-

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Sapnap:The same god that turn water into wine.... Can turn you bitch into mine *claps* yes sir I'm that bad.
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*dream, nightmare, and dreamon in a car and dream looks out the window and sees a pig running to school*

Dream: its a fucking pig*giggles*

Nightmare:he wants to go to school* chuckle turns in to a wheeze*

Dream:He wants an education*demonic wheeze*

*dremon regreting life choice*

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Me:*recording* yo I'm here with my Eddie he's about to spit some bars, Eddie tell'em

Eddie:*gets close to the phone* pepperoni in a plastic baggie

Me:*wheeze*

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No one:

Absolutely No one:

My mind of that one Wilbur clip:
Hmmm hmmm hmmm capitalism hmmmmm

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Philza:*holding camera*Say i got mothefuckin fish

Baby Fundy:*holding a fish* I got that mother fucking fish

Philza:*chuckles* nice

Wilbur:*in the corner not nowing either to bust a nut or cry
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Tommy:*angrily* fine if I can't have my dics then fundy can't have his dad *throws disc at a pot with Wilbur's ashes*

Fundy:*sad furry noise*

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Nightmare:Imagine being irresponsible with your money

Dream:You just bought 19 Naruto headband

Nightmare:*eats chicken in silent*

Dream: yeah you eat your chicken in silence

Lucid:Imagine damaging the car we use

Dream: oOooohho

Nightmare:*says I'm done I'm silent and gets up*

Dremon:*snaps his finger singaling for nightmare to sit down

Nightmare:*does it*

Dream:lucid you drove the car into a fence

Lucid:*whips* yeah but I was 16

Dream:yeah but I hit a highschooler so

Everyone:wheezes except for dremon*
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Philza:ok that's it time out get on top the fridge get up there