[✓] 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐌 : 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘖𝘯𝘦-𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵

─ :: 💍 009

hi heres some incorrect bullshit :]

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Quackity;*opens cans and sees you inside* ay wuey es un pendejo
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Tommy reading;dear mario tell luigi he still owes me 20 bucks, dear peach i bitch i dont owe you shit
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Me;so someone told me that non-binary people don't exist but i found this thing in my closet-

My frined;i like bread :D
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how i think diffrent mcyt will teach classs

sapnap;alright guys whats number fourteen you in the blue........this math not history

jschlatt; alright dumbass in the front,.....are you fucking stupid 2+2 isn't-

techno; alright everyone today were gonna be read sun tsu the art of war

dream;you ever gets this right gets a price 3 2 1

ranboo; ok uh you whats your name whatever uh can you tell what the homework was

badboyhalo;alright kids i know the test was hard so were gonna havea pizza party

karl;ok guys whoever can this comepletly right gets 10 thousand dallors

george;you in the green.....oh thats yellow..

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Me talking to the ghost in my room; you know i never met a pretty homophobe i can say the same thing for trump supporters
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Ok so we dont talk enough of how both sapnap and dream live in the south and when george moves in with george and sapnap in florida(cuz i think thats were there at) george will get the west expirence here have a small skit i imagen how it will go.....

George hears gunshots?; omg dream sapnap!

dream and sapnap;what?

george; why is there gunshots outside??!!

dream;oh it be that or fireworks or hunters we never now...

george scared:w-what

[at the store]

George; dream i don't know why these lady keep blessing my heart, im to scared to ask at this point

[hunting]

George; so you mean you just hunt for fun?!

Sapnap;ye

Dream;*nods*

George;*scared

[at crackel barrel Never been there]

Waitress; ok what type of dreams you guys want

George; uh ill get tea

dream;coke

Sapnap;lemonade

waitress;ok

[2 minutes lates she comes back]

waitress;here you guys go ill give you a minute so yoou can dicide yours guys orders

george;*drinks tea passes out becauser to much sugar in sweet tea :D*
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Dream;*breaths*

Twitter;Cancelled you making fun of people who can't breath

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Me;Brother wanna see a drawing I did

My brother;eh sure

Me;Ok

Me;isn't beautiful!🤗

My brother;*regrets saying yes*

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Child Tommy;I'm never gonna go through puberty im going to stay like this*sobs*

Techno;Oh dont be like that tommy your just a late bloomer, so was I and Wilbur

Tommy;no I'm not cause im adopted

philza barges in;huh who told you that?!

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Basicaaly Skephalo

BBH;skeppy i don't respond to insults

Skeppy;*sigh* ok just look for any signs of destruction and follow it to the virus.....sweetheart

BBH;got it honey

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Dream being high;ruur

Sam'wat sound is dat

Dream;a dyana-sewer

Sam;wat

Dream;dyana-swere

Sam;is a wat

Dream;Dyana-swere

Sam;make the sound agin

Dream;ruur

Sam;oh u talkin bout  them thangs from JUR-UH-SIS--C PAROK

Dream;*wheeze*

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My Gay Ass Being Touched Starved and not getting head pats; AYO WHAT THE FUCK GIVE ME HEAD PATS*throws monster to the ground*
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Mom;dega me vrer tu telephono

Me;por que

Mom;no mas para ver que estas viendo

Me; O-Okay

[proceds to give her my phone]

Video im watching;E YOUR GONNA FINSIH YOUR EXTRA CREAMY WHIP AND YOUR GONNA FUCKING LIKE IT

Mom; pero que mierda
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Sapnap;mm-hmm girl i'll but the cran in your berry*drinks cranberry*

Dream;Mmm i also put my drick in the drink

sapnap;chokes
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Quackity telling a story; eh eh eh ehe eh so there was this one time were i was in the car with my friends and th police stops us i got so scared i thought caca balls were gonna come out of me and he asks us is there anything illegal in this car and my dumbass said me...................say click take pi-

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Dream being high;
i was listening to micheal jackson
who said :thrillier
which sound a lot like "triller"
Which is basically a rip off of vine
And tarzan learned how to swing from those
Even though he's not a monkey
And monkey see monkey do
But monkeys do not kill gorillas
and thats the resaon we shouldn't have shot harambe
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Techno with a chromebook;yo its says its charging and its plug into its self infinite power baby
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Audio; there exists only one true measure to find out if you had a shit childhood and shitter mental health.....did you ever imagine your life become a documentary or a movie and youwere the subject yeah? well you fucked heeh

Me;Fuck
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Sapnap;gaspy bitch ass titties  theres a track hmm *licks snow* m yes this has been used recently
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My friend who is in private school;sometimes its aburden being a man of sicence

Me who is in public school; i know what you mean jimmy thats why i dicided  earlyon to sabatosh my brain with cartoons and sugar

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Wilbur once said;

Hmm hmmm hmmm capitalism HMMMM

audio;eeeeeeeee
wilbur;ppppddddeauh]

i could go for a bit of c0ck and bull torture

Forehead. Oh YOU WANT FOREHEAD. you want forehead?!?!?!

audio;obejects that i shoved up my arse
wilbur; no NO WE DONT DO THIS
audio; christmas edition
Wilbur;oooooo

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Uh yeah