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Dremon turoting his sibiblings; You've got to be vareful when you're doing math that you factor in the invisibile numbers. if you don't-

Dream;Remember there imaginary numbers

Lucid:oh my gosh

Dream;*wheezing*

Lucid; he's a cOmEdIaN

Dream;I'm the funniest person on the planet*wheezeing*

Dremon;*disaappointed

DReam;It's only cause you're so upset-

Nightmare;Dream dream calm down- don't be so Irrational*wheeze*

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Me watching markiplier playing resident evil and sees lady dimitrescu;*chokes*
oh please stomp on me
(shes so hot and tall wtf)

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Tubbo; yo watch out for that wasp

wasp;wasp! W-A-S-P

Tubbo; oh never mind turns out its just a spelling bee

phil;*dissapointed

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Nikki; The truth of every prson i went to highschool with

Wilbur-fake as fuck

Nikki-me the only sweet on in the hell

Fundy-he works at my local ross

Tubbo-Tubbo

Badboyhalo- he was friends with all the teachers just to get a good grade

Antfrost- you dont even look like that

Tommy-the most annoying mf i ever met doesn't he look annoying

Eret-i miss u bruh i miss u

Quackity-He in the military now protect us bruh

Dream-i think he's pregnat but very pretty

Purpled-He sold brownies

Jschlatt-called himself bigdaddy james

Dream-had like seven diffrent boyfriends

Quackity-this bitch was 4'2 and could beat anybodys ass

George-he never knew what was going on

Awesomedude-you could tell hes mean as hell just by the way helooks

Teachnoblade-he too

Ponk-and him like you could tell they mean

Karl-funniest mf that ever passed really

Jschlatt-he walked into some dudes class room and said yyou know we bout to fight and just puched the shit out of him and knocked him out......at least he warned him

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Bbh;that'll be 69 cents please

quackity;*giggle* padre nuestro

BBH: what are you doing

Quackity; oh i do that when i think of naught thoughts

BBH;.......does it work

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Me;guys im home alone you know what that means "instert anime girl moan"

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Dream;you know sometimes i want a guy to just choke me and kiss me and tell me how im pretty you know, anyway i would like a huge fries-

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Mexican dream to girl dream; damn mamacita does are some tits d-did you grow them your self

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Dreams phone bings alot

Us; damn bitch how much dick you get
sorry i just needed to do it

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