Chubby Youtubers/Egos Oneshot, Book 3

Dark's bad day (Part 1)

'Ignorant dull-witted lazy Wilford! Wants to have fun but when it comes to paperwork, he's nowhere to be seen leaving me to clean up his mess' Dark thought bitterly hunched over his desk in his office one arm leaning on top of his desk head planted against his head while he'd tiredly tried to finish off the last of stacks of work for his friend. Hours slowly ticked away the demon's hand twitched and ached from writing relentlessly several times a deep yawn would escape him his eyelids felt heavy wanting to close but Dark sat up straighter forcing himself to stay awake, the once calming pitch black night that was filled with tranquillity and tiny sparkling stars steadily faded as the morning orange glow of the sun inched higher and higher from the horizon.

"Fantastic.. Not even half way through all of Wilford's damn work and it's already morning. Need coffee to deal with the others stupid shenanigans" Dark grumbled standing up from his position at the desk making his back crack his hands wiping away any non-existent dust off his pristine suit before heading towards the door. Walking down the narrow corridor the demonic ego glanced sideways eyeing the few bedroom doors hearing some soft snoring sounds, passing by a small diamond shape mirror Dark paused turning to face it his own reflection looked awful with dark heavy bags under his red rimmed black pupils and a tired frown plastered on his face.

'When was the last time I slept? Two days ago? 5 days? Who cares about me anyways? Everyone here is better than me.. Wilford is weird yet fun the life of the party, Doc and Google two of the smartest people in the house and Eric well.. He's the kindest one here. They all act like a family and never once invited me to hang out with them, do they want me here? I gotta prove to them that I worth something even when I know I'm nothing' Dark's bottom lip wobbled his vision blurring with unshed tears and quickly he'd looked away from the mirror knowing the longer he looks at himself the more flaws he can point out.

Entering the spotless semi-cramped kitchen that was half the size of an apartment bedroom Dark automatically pressed a small round yellow button on the disgustingly cotton pink coffee machine that Wilford brought for them all. The machine came alive letting out steam while vibrating on the counter a few seconds later a new ear-piercing sound emitted from the coffee machine sounding like tyres harshly breaking on the road, furrowing his eyebrows Dark took a hesitant step back a little on edge that the machine would blow up in his face but to his surprise and annoyance the coffee machine stopped all activity.

"I don't understand damn technology, this useless scrap metal was working fine yesterday" Dark grumbled under his breath pressing the button over and over again his eyes narrowing more with each passing second as nothing happened. Lightly smacking the side of the machine the demon huffed angrily about to turn away from it until his black eyes locked onto a single stray piece of paper next to the machine, curiosity filled the ego reaching out he'd picked up the piece of paper wondering who left it and was someone getting a new coffee machine.

To all occupants of the mansion,

I have dissembled the machine that humans call it "coffee machine" I needed a few parts from it to build another android. Do not attempt to press the button the machine won't work, you all seem to love splashing cash everywhere so I suggest someone buys a new one.

From Google

'Damn it! That idiotic fancy butt tin can did something. All I ask for in his house is some coffee' Anger washed over Dark who blindly smashed his fist onto the counter making a loud thumb the coffee machine let out a puff of air before whizzing back to life. Dark broke out in a small smile thinking he'd solved the issue with his coffee but the machine instead squirted out some coffee splatting right into the demon's pale face before going silent once more, the air in the kitchen suddenly dropped becoming colder Dark clenched his hands into fists slowly using the back of his black jacket sleeve to wipe away the coffee off his face.

"You going to pay for that" Dark hissed pointing his finger at the inanimate object his cheeks flushed red from the boiling fury building up and for once he'd let out all of his demonic power wash over him feeling it pulsate throughout his body. Without wasting a second Dark used his telekinetic power making the poor broken machine levitate flicking his hand the machine flew straight out of the window sending hundreds of tiny shards flying as the coffee machine flew outside into the air, chest rising and falling steadily Dark tried his best to calm down the strong raging power that he'd felt crawling every inch of his skin.

Taking a few steady deep breaths to calm himself down Dark closed his eyes enjoying the overwhelming calmness and power throughout his body. For a few seconds the ego stood there letting all that power he'd kept locked up inside of him overtake him his body felt warm and tingly with electricity unaware his stomach gave out a weird grumbling vibrating noise due to his unlocked demon powers, all of a sudden his hard worked godlike abs began to swell and soften up underneath his white dress shirt and jacket turning from a slim muscular midsection to a football size pudgy gut creating a slight noticeable bump under his jacket, his pants stretched tightening around his slighter wider plumper bubble butt and his face puffed up a small bit giving Dark more rounder cheeks.

'Don't let anyone see you like this! Don't show any weakness.. Calm down' Dark thought to himself unclenching his fists and locked away his powers feeling the prickling tingling sensation disappear all over. Straightening his jacket Dark paused feeling the material having less room tighter on him but shrugged it off combing his hand through his sleek charcoal black hair remembering he's got a busy day to handle the Ipliers.

"It's a new day! You don't need coffee.. How bad can things get" Slightly whispering comforting words to himself Dark turned around leaving the room to prepare the meeting room for the long two-hour meeting with the egos not knowing the day was going to get much worse for himself.