Chubby Youtubers/Egos Oneshot, Book 3

Chubby Google x Shy Reader

A/n: Left this oneshot with an open ending! If you like this and want to see a part 2 let me know :)

Half an hour before lunch time rolled around in the Iplier manor Google stuck to his strict schedule never deviating from his tight timetable even once calculating the perfect amount of time to finish all of his tasks without rushing. Standing in the kitchen Google organised the ingredients he pulled out from the fridge from smallest to biggest lining them on the counter his hand grabbing the handle of the knife beginning to butter up several slices of bread making the ego's their lunch, while focusing on his task Google briefly listened to the other unwanted companion android that followed him around like an overexcited puppy Bing was sitting on the counter next to the ingredients kicking his feet back and forth.

"Why can't I live in the internet man? I'd spend the last 10 hours last night spamming you with the greatest memes I could find, why didn't you reply to me through your eyesight interface?" Bing let out a whine that sounded similar to a dog whining being refused a treat a bowl of popcorn sat on his lap as he tossed small crunchy popcorn in the air trying to capture them into his mouth.

"Trust me Bing I got the notifications last night while I was trying to be a normal person and resting like you should be as well. I didn't respond mainly due to the fact I don't understand the purpose of a meme.." Google blankly responded the light thudding sound of the knife hitting the wooden cutting board could be heard as the ego started to evenly cut through some vegetables. Taking a second to pause Google's brown eyes lifted upwards watching the other android leaning forward to capture the falling popcorn and smirked slightly as the stray popcorn whacked Bing in the eye causing him to fall off the counter landing on his butt.

"I will never understand you Bing why can't you be normal for once?" Google chuckled turning away from the fallen android prepared to continue making lunch for everyone else until he heard the front door opening with heavy footsteps coming in his direction but his visual sensors picked up two individuals. Continuing his work Google ignored his surrounding silently working missing Wilford sauntering into the room with an unknown individual standing at the entrance half of their body hiding behind the wall their (H/c) hair falling in front of their face clearly trying to make themselves hidden or avoiding any attention.

"Google! One of my favourite androids have I ever told you how awesome you are" Wilford cheerfully spoke wrapping his arms around the android's body pulling him slightly away from the counter forcing to stop making lunch. Google dropped the knife on the cutting board in surprise never used to human interaction an unfamiliar heat started to build on the man's face making him blush heavily the feeling of Wilford's bulging doughy midsection rubbed against his back, breathing through his nose Google kept a neutral bored look slightly moving his head slightly glancing at the pink hair ego looking unimpressed.

"Your tactics won't work on me Wilford I know what you want. You trying to butter me up so I can add whatever sugary snacks to your sandwiches, that's not a good diet Wilford you need more fr-" Google started to give a lecture to a pouting Wilford who placed his chin on the android's shoulder giving him the puppy eyes. Movement near the entrance caught Google's attention glancing over his breath caught inside his throat making him stop talking staring at the unknown person unable to look away noticing the way the (F/c) flower pattern sweater draped over their bodies stopping halfway on their thighs acting like a dress with the sleeves covering their hands giving the person two sweater paws, noticing his friend wasn't paying attention Wilford looked where Google was looking and smirked pulling away just enough before dragging the android towards you.

"Nothing gets past you chap! Google meet (Y/n) they are my new assistant for my show, I'm just showing them around letting them meet everyone so no one gets alarmed" Wilford spoke wiggling his moustache giving Google a strange look while introducing him to his new assistant.