Some Chubby Wilford Warfstache Headcanons

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. Wilford wasn't a professional Baker or owned his own bakery but he absolutely adores sweet things always having a store full of sugary snacks stocked in the Iplier mansion.
. Whenever Wilford isn't doing his journalism job or at one of Iplier's soul sucking meetings he loves poofing around the world visiting different countries trying different pastries
. His bucket list consists of going to all bakeries trying every single pastry in the world, snog the emo demon and hopefully in his dreams start dating Dark.
. Long periods of time Wilford would disappear not telling any Iplier's where he's going just simply teleporting to different places and trying out all their sugary pastries.
. Sometimes an ego would catch Wilford early in the morning simply holding a bag with the bakery logo happily munching on a powdered donut or maybe a whole wedding cake that he stole from a wedding.
. Wilford takes his world pastry taste test very seriously taking notes which country does the best pastries.
. Of course all the sugary snacks and hardly exercising will start to effect his body.
. First the changes were unnoticeable his muscular lean abs started to soften losing their godlike muscles covered by a small pudgy pot belly that barely brushed against his yellow button up shirt.
. Wilford blissfully unaware the damage his sweet tooth was having on his body so he continued on his mad brave quest sampling what the world has.
. After a long delicious year Wilford finally finished his crazy quest but the damage was done and he looked like a totally different man. His face rounded out giving him two adorable chubby cheeks with a permanent double chin, the yellow Button up shirt stretching tightly becoming ill-fitting as buttons strain over his melon size plump moobs and his large tubby beerbelly sticking proudly out in between his pink suspenders blocking the view of his feet completely.
. Wilford carried on things like normal never acknowledging that he'd gained any weight.
. Wilford knows he'd gained some weight and at times can get pretty forgetful leading to some hilarious situations in his opinion.
. Few times poor Eric was standing too close to Wilford asking him a question leading to the pink energetic ego to turn around swiftly his boulder beer gut knocking Eric off his feet onto the ground.
. Wilford is known to be quite the prankster around the mansion this making him trying to sneak through some of the egos bedroom windows, he'd tried to push through but his doughy paunch and chunky love handles got him stuck.
. Wilford's recent weight gain didn't escape the attention of the rest of the Iplier's leading to some light hearted teasing.
. Bim needing someone on his gameshow to dress up as Santa and pulling Wilford into it saying he's got the best "Santa bod" while patting the man's belly.
. Host usually known as the most introverted ego but surprisingly he occasionally sits on Wilford's lap muttering he's super comfy and warm before reading his book, Wilford has no objections and frequently finds Host reading on his lap helps to calm him down.
. The Jim's have took up a new exciting playful game of who can poke, squeeze or rub Wilford's soft body the most times before getting caught by the man himself.
. Wilford standing in the kitchen making himself a sugary creamy coffee having his back facing the door and the next thing News Jim hugging him from behind his hands landing on Wilford's protruding hefty gut giving it a few shakes before running off laughing happily.
. Wilford is easily one of the most emotional people in the mansion, one day walking past Eric's bedroom he hears the shy ego talking to himself and stuttering feeling worried he pokes his head in seeing Eric dressing up like him wearing pink suspenders.
. "I.. I.. Wanna be big.. And.. And.. Strong just like mister W.. Wilford" That completely melts Wilford's heart without thinking rips the door off its hinges and pulling Eric in a tight squeezing yet comfortable hug.
. Ever since Wilford came back looking much larger he'd noticed Dark has been avoiding him which hurt his feelings but sometimes Wilford did notice the demon many times checking him out, when getting caught Dark would blush and immediately look away.
. One random day Dark would act unusually shy coming into Wilford's office handing a box of chocolates over and apologising to him.
. "Look.. I know that you know I been avoiding you.. I don't hate you.. Its the opposite really.. Damn it I hate emotions.. But.. You look good Wilford.." Dark stumbled over his words his pale face turning bright red a tomato and Wilford couldn't help but find it adorable seeing Dark shy.
. That day both Wilford and Dark started dating becoming everyone's number one ship and the Iplier's chanting Darkstache.
. Wilford might try rubbing his absolutely sugary eating habits onto his demon boyfriend trying to get Dark to also gain some weight finding Dark chubby stuffed in a tight suit to be adorable.
. Does his plan work? Who knows but Wilford won't give up until Dark certainly gets chubby.

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