Majority of the Ipliers silently agreed that they hated one thing which was Dark's mandatory weekly Monday morning meetings forced to get up before the first signs of dawn that could appear over the horizon and enforced to sit in a semi-cramped lifeless creamy room listening to the demon boringly babble on about numbers, profits and suggesting improvements on different segments of their Tv show. The dull lights softly buzzed occasionally flicking struggling to remain switched on the atmosphere in the meeting room contained nothing but dull and lifeless energy around the table all Iplier's in various stages of struggling to remain awake from Dr Iplier respected leaning his head on his hand his eyes slowly shutting before snapping right open to King who flat out banged his head against the wooden table five minutes ago fast asleep due to listening to the deep soothing voice that belonged to Dark, Wilford was in his own little world feet leaning on top of the messy table that was littered with empty cups of coffee and mountain size pile of white donut boxes that was left untouched in his hand was a small pink bottle containing washing up liquid as he swirled a small white stick with a hole in the middle before blowing bubbles that rained above the egos.
"- And you see here at this spike our rating went lower this shows us that the audience doesn't like Wilford pulling his gun out and shooting at the contestants, Wilford keep your gun in your pocket next time" Dark rambled on standing in front of a massive rectangle whiteboard with pieces of graphs stuck all over the board. The demon completely focused on his work unaware absolutely no one was listening pacing back and forth in front of the whiteboard the usual black jacket looking increasingly snug showing off the demon's big doughy gut that swayed and wobbled with each step from the months of stress eating leading the group of egos, hearing his name Wilford looked down from observing his pretty shiny bubbles glancing around the meeting room noticing nearly everyone was falling asleep.
"C'mon Darkie no one was hurt plus I was just bringing some excitement; it's called a gameshow for a reason" Wilford sassily spoke kicking his feet off the desk and stood up from the chair that let out a satisfying groan from the weight disappearing. Wilford's brightly yellow shirt stretched around his tubby soft paunch that looked like the size of a tyre protruding out in between his cotton pink suspenders, pausing mid-step Dark menacingly glared at his pink hair friend trying to get him to shut up but his round pale chubby cheeks and a slight double chin made Wilford cooed walking around the table heading straight for his gloomy edgy demon.
"Are they going to fight? I know both men have been under increase stress but this is no way to deal with your emotions" Dr Iplier whispered in horror knowing things could end up messy as he shuffled into the empty seat next to him which belonged to Eric.
"S@!T about to go down dude! 5 bucks says Wilford going to kiss Dark" Bing said a little too eagerly slapping 5 bucks on the table all the while his one swear word being censored, next to the eager android Google pinched the bridge of his nose embarrassed to be seen with Bing but also completely confused by his thinking.
"Fundamentally Bing you need to stop reading fanfiction it's messing up your potato size computer brain but... 5 bucks saying Wilford going to belly bump into our boss" Google retorted confidentially already doing the maths and analysing the man's past behaviours he'd predicted what was about to happen slapping 5 bucks on the table. Everyone quickly turned their gaze back to the constant conflicting two men both silently standing in front of each other their massive round bellies inches apart from touching, Dark had his famous death glare plastered on his face while Wilford had his best charming smile before the silence could be broken up Wilford wiggled his moustache before thrusting his hips forward powerfully bumping his stomach against the demon's causing Dark to yelp and stumble backwards his back hitting against the wall.
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Chubby Youtubers/Egos Oneshot, Book 3
FanfictionBook three of the chubby oneshot book! There will be fluff, angst and everything in between! Fasten your seat belts because this will be one long exciting ride!