𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 , 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲

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quackity
Ok.
I need to expose you.

Im getting nervous-
Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
He handles the financials?

Wtf

You punched a bursar?
Sorry its instinct 😔

Anyways-
I need to expose you

Brov why do you care?
YoUll fInD another muse sOmwhErre
I need to stop

Am I dealing with a...
t-theater kid?
Sorry I just gagged

Tf
Shawty you're the one who
recognized the songs 🙈

Never mind that
IM TRYING TO EXPOSE
YOU HERE
YOURE MAKING
THIS VERY DIFFICULT

PFFT Who said it was gonna be
easy to expose me

Just give me some
info to expose you with

I don't have anything-
Istg

This isn't over

UH GAS GAS GAS
🚗💨💨💨
You're making yourself
seem x-tra creepy

"why don't we ring up Iris? I bet that she's doing absolutely nothing right now" Ranboo's stream was up on my PC, I hasn't been paying attention the past couple minutes, but hearing my name caught me off guard. In the next couple seconds, I heard the familiar discord ringtone call out.

"Ran, I'm watching your stream right now and for your information I was having an interesting conversation with somebody"

"iris? Communicating with someone who isn't me?" Ranboo chuckled.

"shut up" I scoffed.

"who was the lucky person that you graced with you conversation skills?"

"actually it was our small friend trying to expose me" I gossiped.

"what?" Ranboo laughed, instantly getting the reference.

"he literally has been DMing me all day trying to get some information" I skimmed over our texts,

"what shall I say?" I pondered.

"just expose his texts before he can expose you"

"oh yeah hold on lemme find the good ones—" i was swiping up when i had gotten a new text from him,

NO NO NO
YOU CAN'T EXPOSE ME BEFORE I EXPOSE YOU
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

I burst out laughing, barely able to speak
"what happened?" Ranboo stopped strip mining for a second.

"he- he just texted me, I think he's watching the stream—"

"you can't expose me before I expose you" I mocked.

"ok quackity listen, you can't expose me, I'm un-exposable" I shrugged.

TRUST ME
I WILL SCOUR THE FACE OF THE EARTH