𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 , 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲

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Thirty-two
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"you guys should meet Volleyball girl, she might be joining our crew soon" I smile slyly,

"Vee and Tubbo meeting?" Ranboo smiled at the thought.

"Who's Vee? Ranboo's girlfriend?" Tubbo joked,

"yeah—"

"no!" Ranboo cut Ollie off, rolling his eyes.

"not yet" she nodded.

"simp" Tubbo said popping the p,

"That's what you said to me in Hawaii when you saw me blushing at the mention of Tommy—in that exact same tone as well..." Ollie reminisced,

"how do you even remember that?" Tubbo giggled,

"I remember every single conversation, word, and action on that trip" she shrugged, "I can play it in my head like a movie"

a/n: No. 57 on things to tell Ollie's therapist. (whom she doesn't have but still needs one desperately)

"wait the funerals on Thursday—its only Tuesday" Ollie mentioned,

"well yeah we wanted to be here for Ollie appreciation day" Wilbur smiled,

"oh right! You could be my body guards; in case any haters track me down—again"

"that'd be fun!" Tubbo smiled, "we could be like the people at the clubs in the suits!"

"Ollie taught me morse code! We can use that somehow!" Ranboo mentions,

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"Ollie and I are going to go do some chaotic sibling dynamic sh*t, don't kill anyone" Wilbur smiles before leaving the house, Ollie following after.

"Anyone wanna film a vlog?" Tubbo perks up,

"I do!" Tommy excites,

"I'll supervise" Dream sighs,

"Yes we need Dream for the clout, Ranboo you wanna come?" Tubbo offers,

"I think im gonna talk with Vee" he nods,

"simp" I say quickly,

"shut up" Ranboo rolls his eyes,

"Iris and Alex, wanna help us with the vlog?" Tubbo offers,

"nah im fine, I gotta go back to my apartment to feed Juniper anyways"

"can I come?" Alex smiles,

"you are like a fly, always just following me around" I scolded,

"so I can come?"

"fine" I sigh, "Ranboo don't make any more brownies—Dream make sure the boys don't get arrested"

"yes Iris" Tubbo smiles sincerely,

"you've always been my favorite" I ruffle his hair,

"ouch" Ranboo pouts.

"at least Tubbo actually listens when I specifically say not to do anything stupid!" I remind, "he doesn't eat an entire pan of weed brownies!"

"I mean I could if you wanted me to" Tubbo shrugs,

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"If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?"