𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 , 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲

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Twenty-six
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"stupid f*cker stupid mother of jesus stupid stupid stupid stupid" I said in-between hitting Alex with a box of cheerios.

"i didn't do anything!" He pretends to cry as he defends himself.

"you dumb excuse of a human" I end up just throwing the box at him and sighing, holding my hands in my head.

"this is very funny, 72 hours weekly and now 168 hours, but in real life" Ranboo giggles from his seat at the table.

"I mean I did say there was gonna be a special surprise, im pretty special" Alex shrugs.

"you don't know how much you scared me with that special surprise sh*t!" i say sternly, "My best bet was Ollie jumped off the roof again"

"I don't know if im offended or proud that that's the first thing you think of when there's a surprise"Ollie pondered as she braided Tommy's hair.

"you didn't even tell me you were coming!"

"you said whenever Ollie was fine with it, I asked Ollie, and she said she was fine with it" Alex explained smugly.

"Hey Ranboo I was thinking, would you wear the pink suit to my parents funeral" Ollie pondered.

"I am not wearing a pink suit to your parents funeral" Ranboo shook his head,

"it would be so funny though" she said, still fixated on Tommy's hair.

"your parents funeral Is not gonna be funny"

"can my funeral be funny, if I die, please wear the pink suit to my funeral"

"no foreshadowing!" Tommy warned,

"well Iris did think I was dead when Alex told her about the surprise"

"I did, and it's your fault" I pointed to Alex.

"How is it my fault?" Alex defended.

"this 100k word enemies to lovers slow burn is looking real nice right now" Ranboo smirked.

"ok Mr. im simping for y/n" I retorted,

"that has nothing to do with this" he pointed between Alex and I.

"YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT!" Ollie gasped, Tommy muttered a small 'ouch' as she tugged on his hair.

"that's right! This is the first time our little Ranboo isn't denying his crush on volleyball girl" I raised an eyebrow.

"im gonna stay quiet" Ranboo sinks in his chair.

"oh my god" Ollie says slowly, "Tommy this is a great day, now I know how Wilbur felt when he found out about us"

"crying on the floor?" Tommy questioned.

"he was high" she added, "but he was so insanely happy, and I never knew why exactly until now, woah, full circle"

"do you want me to record this for you?" Tommy held up a sticky note,

"yes, I need to remember this"

"canon Ranboo is shaking" Ranboo muttered,

"well usually when something very exciting happens, I put it on a note, and then put it on my wall, so I remember that it happened, so I look at it and go, 'haha that was funny'" she explains,

"that is so insanely sad, but also adorable" Tommy sighed as he scribbled down the date and time.

"is this usually the conversations you guys have?" Alex said, his hand now digging through the box of cheerios.