Cats The Musical: New Kittens! Book 1

Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats

As the Overture finished, an gold and black queen crawled into the clearing, then tensing up as a bright car light went past her. Demeter rushed to the pipe, hiding inside it.
Munkustrap came out of his hiding place, on all fours. Skimbleshanks came from the top of the pipe, sniffing the air. Asparagus, Tugger, Bombatoria followed after.

Munkustrap crawled downward and stood up, "Are you blind when you're born?" He sung out gently, an mini purr sounding after.

Demeter came out from the pipe and sang, " Can you see in the dark?" She then moved her paws.

"Dare you look look at a king?" Skimbleshanks sung from his spot.

Asparagus was layed on the bedstead,
"Would you sit on his throne?" He sung.

Rum Tum Tugger smirked, "Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?"

Alonzo got up, "Are you c of the walk?" He padded along the trash pile.

Bombatoria held up an paw, "when you're walking alone?" The kitten sung.

Munkustrap, Demeter, Skimbleshanks, Asparagus, Tugger, Alonzo and Bombatoria:
Because jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do

Jellylorum stood on her two legs, "When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?" She did a little jump.

Coricopat sung next to his twin Tantomile, "Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?"

Jemima danced out from the darkness, "Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?"

Quaxo sang from the tire, "Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?"

Jellicles:
Because jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do

Tantomile danced gracefully, "Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?"

Jennyanydots and Victoria sung with eachother, "Familiar with candle?"

Aelina jumped onto her four paws after her spin, "with book, and with bell?" She sung.

Bombalurina walked into the junkyard clearing, "Were you Whittington's friend?" The beautiful red queen sung, holding up a paw.

Mistoffelees jumped into the air and landed on his two paws, "The Pied Piper's assistant?" The magical tuxedo sung.

Tumblebrutus cartwheeled into the clearing as he sung, "Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?"

Mungojerrie sang, "Are you mean like a minx?" While Rumpleteazer sung, "Are you lean like a lynx?" With Acacia spinning next to them.

Etcetera sang from ontop of the Oven, "Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?"

Cassandra stretched with a paw in front of her, "Were you there when the pharoahs commissioned the Sphinx?"

Jellicles:
If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire
We can run up a wall, we can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
And can you (as cats do) begin with a 'c'?
That always triumphantly brings down the house?
Jellicle cats are queen of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the 'Messiah'
Hallelujah, angelical Choir
The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang 'Vivat'
Life to the everlasting cat!
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do-what
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle cats sing jellicle chants
Jellicles old and jellicles new
Jellicle song and jellicle dance
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
(Music changes)
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

Asparagus went in front of the jellicles, "Theres a man over there! With a look of surprise? As much as to say well now how about that?" He sung. Munkustrap went to, "Do I actually see? With my own very eyes? An man thats not heard...of a Jellicle cat?" He looked at Asparagus, "Whats a Jellicle Cat?"

Jellicles:
"Whats a jellicle cat?"
"Whats a Jellicle cat?"

The jellicles got into a group.