Cats The Musical: New Kittens! Book 1

Bustopher Jones

Victoria came out, and went to Bombatoria and Jemima. Jemima looked up at her and then at her younger adoptive sister, holding her close. "Its her first Ball, isnt it?" Victoria looked at Jemima. "Yes. Bustopher Jones could be coming any time now. Hes competing." Jemima nodded. Bombatoria looked at them. Demeter came over and led Bombatoria, Jemima and Victoria to the other female cats. The female cats were Aelina, Acacia, Eucalyptus, Olivia, Noilly Prat, Tantomile, Cassandra, Exotica, Etcetera, and Rumpleteazer. Demeter sat down next to Cassandra. Victoria sat down with the younger kitten Bombatoria. Jemima was sat next to her younger sister. Electra was again, with Agathea and her two newborn kittens. Electra was holding Victoria's and Mistoffelees's daughter, Starlight.

Bombalurina, Jellylorum and Jennyanydots headed toward the middle junkyard clearing.

While the Toms: Quaxo, Munkustrap, Mistoffelees, Coricopat, Alonzo, Skimbleshanks, Plato, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, Carbucketty, Asparagus, George, and Mungojerrie.

Rum Tum Tugger was laying on the bedstead, near the queens.

The jellicles looked at Bustopher Jones.

Jennyanydots:
Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones

Bombalurina:
In fact, he's remarkably fat

Jellylorum:
He doesn't haunt pubs

Jennyanydots:
He has eight or nine clubs

Jennyanydots, Jellylorum and Bombalurina:
For he's the St. James's Street cat!

Jennyanydots:
He's the cat we all greet as he walks down the street
In his coat of fastidious black

Bombalurina:
No common-place mousers have such well cut trousers

Jellylorum:
Or such an impeccable back

Jennyanydots:
In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names
Is the name of this Brummell of cats

Jennyanydots, Jellylorum and Bombalurina:
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

Jellicles:
In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names
Is the name of this Brummell of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats

Bustopher Jones.
My visits are occasional to The Senior Educational
And it is the against the rules
For any one cat to belong both to that
And The Joint Superior Schools
For a similar reason, when game is in season
I'm found, not at Fox's, but Blimp's;
I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen
Which is famous for winkles and shrimps
In the season of venison I give my ben'son
To the Pothunter's succulent bones;
And just before noon's not a moment too soon
To drop in for a drink at the Drones
When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry
At The Siamese or at The Glutton
If I look full of gloom then I've lunched at The Tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding, and mutton

Jellicles:
In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names
Is the name of this Brummell of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white spats

Jennyanydots:
So much in this way passes Bustopher's day
At one club or another he's found
It can be no surprise that under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round
He's a twenty-five pounder

Bustopher Jones:
Or I am a bounder

Jennyanydots:
And he's putting on weight every day

Etcetera made a shocked face while Aelina went, "Wha!"
Rum Tum Tugger bent over and cuffed Aelina's ear gently, "Watch your sweet little mouth, sweetie." He whispered in his daughter's ear.

Bustopher Jones:
But I'm so well preserved because I've observed
All my life a routine, and I'd say
I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time

Jennyanydots:
That's the word from the stoutest of cats

Jellicles:
It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall
While Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white spats

Bustopher Jones gave a rose to Jennyanydots.